It's that time of year again

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• Pyro@programming.dev ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  All I can think about is that atrocious braces indentation

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  • normalexit@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The red squiggle instantly caught my eye, followed by the terrible indentation. Then I noticed the class is called Main without a public static void main method, odd. Wait and Love is a string now?

    Then I realized I too was saddened like Biden at this code snippet, so I guess in the end it redeemed itself

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  • person@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s at the limit where it’s so bad but still believable that someone thought it was a good idea

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  • kakes@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Maybe it’s Horstmann style indentation.

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    • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      More like Worstmann

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• deegeese@sopuli.xyz ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  You have to declare your love first, duh.

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  • idunnololz@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    My love is nil :/

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• andrew@lemmy.stuart.fun ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Because true love is a constant.

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• JPAKx4@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Try importing a package, you may have to purchase a license or subscribe to use it.

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• xmunk@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Love is in the air… the sudden outbreak of atomic war just reduced you and everyone you know to a fine mist - what did you think I meant?

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  • user224@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I thought you meant RF signals carrying “love”.

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    • xmunk@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Hmm, that sounds like a much easier approach… but I did already buy all these nukes.

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• LinearArray@programming.dev ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Makes me cry

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• muhanga@programming.dev ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  There is no love if you dont constructor it. Then you would need to initialize it or use existing instance to borrow. You can even extend from Respect or Humor as a starting point, there is no need to implement Love from scratch.

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