Every which way but my back. I ain’t a psychopath sleeping on my back.
Chickens!
Submitted 10 months ago by Squire1039@lemm.ee to [deleted]
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dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de 10 months ago
trainden@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
You’d rather sleep on your stomach than your back? Lying on the back is easily the best
altima_neo@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
Fall asleep on stomach, wake up on back
li10@lemmy.ml 10 months ago
It amazes me that I can half wake up in the middle of the night and still do an explosive 180 to face the other way.
I literally bounce an inch up off the mattress and torque myself to one side, then instantly fall asleep.
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Rotisserie chickens don’t wake up when they’re spinning either.
940036@lemmy.world 10 months ago
This is exactly what I do.
saltesc@lemmy.world 10 months ago
then instantly fall asleep.
Not before doing the “that was so worth it” snuggle in/wiggle action.
Bleach7297@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
I used to be able to do that. This post is making me feel old.
MadBob@feddit.nl 10 months ago
I sleep on a bed.
tubaruco@lemm.ee 10 months ago
oh cool, i sleep on my bed.
Soku@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I have nights where I sleep like a shish kebab
BumbleBeeButt@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
I rotate evenly
Squire1039@lemm.ee 10 months ago
, being crispy on all the sides?
BumbleBeeButt@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
One must strive for even crust
LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I like to sleep on my side. My issue is that my dog likes to cuddle and when he tries to be big spoon(his preferred way to cuddle), he kicks me the whole night. He is a very active dreamer. Haven’t had a decent night’s sleep in 3 days because I’ve been kicked so much. I love my boi so much, but goddamn is he the worst at night lol
JoMiran@lemmy.ml 10 months ago
Call me Mr. Gyro.
altima_neo@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
Sleeping upright?
Bleach7297@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
Sleep apnea, bad shoulders, bad back. I’m all about the rotisserie!
Amaltheamannen@lemmy.ml 10 months ago
Can only sleep on the sides. Stomach feels so wrong I’m afraid I wouldn’t breath.
Funkytom467@lemmy.world 10 months ago
When i was a kid i was sleeping on my stomach and i’d have my hands on each thigh, arms tucked in, so the weight of my torso was more on my arms than my thorax for better breathing.
But then i grew down there and that got uncomfortable, so i bent one knee for the room and the hand can’t be tucked on my thighs. So now i bend each arm and put them under the pillow, also shifting my weight on the one opposing my bent knee.
That’s kind of a in between stomach and side but of course letter on i also adopted the side position to switch to, mostly because of my back getting old.
JoShmoe@ani.social 10 months ago
I sleep with my clothes on then wake up naked.
Enoblk@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Like are your clothes nearby or are they ripped and tattered in the nearby woods, and do you wake up covered in blood?
JoShmoe@ani.social 10 months ago
They dissolve in my sweat. I have to buy new clothes monthly.
z500@startrek.website 10 months ago
Apparently I spin clockwise in bed because my pajamas are always all the way to the left when I wake up
workerONE@lemmy.world 10 months ago
This grammar be terrible *time for a nap
therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
Terrible grammar
callyral@pawb.social 10 months ago
i basically sleep like this
Gumball Watterson (cartoon character) sleeping in a very weird position.