Chickens!

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• callyral@pawb.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  i basically sleep like this

  Gumball Watterson (cartoon character) sleeping in a very weird position.

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• dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Every which way but my back. I ain’t a psychopath sleeping on my back.

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  • trainden@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You’d rather sleep on your stomach than your back? Lying on the back is easily the best

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    • altima_neo@lemmy.zip ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Fall asleep on stomach, wake up on back

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• li10@lemmy.ml ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It amazes me that I can half wake up in the middle of the night and still do an explosive 180 to face the other way.

  I literally bounce an inch up off the mattress and torque myself to one side, then instantly fall asleep.

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  • LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Rotisserie chickens don’t wake up when they’re spinning either.

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  • 940036@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This is exactly what I do.

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  • saltesc@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    then instantly fall asleep.

    Not before doing the “that was so worth it” snuggle in/wiggle action.

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  • Bleach7297@lemmy.ca ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I used to be able to do that. This post is making me feel old.

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• MadBob@feddit.nl ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I sleep on a bed.

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  • tubaruco@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    oh cool, i sleep on my bed.

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• Soku@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I have nights where I sleep like a shish kebab

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• BumbleBeeButt@lemmy.zip ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I rotate evenly

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  • Squire1039@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    , being crispy on all the sides?

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    • BumbleBeeButt@lemmy.zip ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      One must strive for even crust

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• LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I like to sleep on my side. My issue is that my dog likes to cuddle and when he tries to be big spoon(his preferred way to cuddle), he kicks me the whole night. He is a very active dreamer. Haven’t had a decent night’s sleep in 3 days because I’ve been kicked so much. I love my boi so much, but goddamn is he the worst at night lol

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• JoMiran@lemmy.ml ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Call me Mr. Gyro.

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  • altima_neo@lemmy.zip ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Sleeping upright?

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• Bleach7297@lemmy.ca ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Sleep apnea, bad shoulders, bad back. I’m all about the rotisserie!

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• Amaltheamannen@lemmy.ml ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Can only sleep on the sides. Stomach feels so wrong I’m afraid I wouldn’t breath.

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  • Funkytom467@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    When i was a kid i was sleeping on my stomach and i’d have my hands on each thigh, arms tucked in, so the weight of my torso was more on my arms than my thorax for better breathing.

    But then i grew down there and that got uncomfortable, so i bent one knee for the room and the hand can’t be tucked on my thighs. So now i bend each arm and put them under the pillow, also shifting my weight on the one opposing my bent knee.

    That’s kind of a in between stomach and side but of course letter on i also adopted the side position to switch to, mostly because of my back getting old.

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• JoShmoe@ani.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I sleep with my clothes on then wake up naked.

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  • Enoblk@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Like are your clothes nearby or are they ripped and tattered in the nearby woods, and do you wake up covered in blood?

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    • JoShmoe@ani.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      They dissolve in my sweat. I have to buy new clothes monthly.

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• z500@startrek.website ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Apparently I spin clockwise in bed because my pajamas are always all the way to the left when I wake up

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• workerONE@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This grammar be terrible *time for a nap

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• therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Terrible grammar

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