Fact: becoming a programmer significantly increases your risk of being blinded and eaten by a Dilophosaurus

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• WeirdAlex03@lemmy.zip ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  There’s always a relevant xkcd: Image

  (actually quite a few in this case…)

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• jimmydoreisalefty@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “I am totally unappreciated in my time. You can run this whole park from this room with minimal staff for up to three days. You think that kind of automation is easy? Or cheap? You know anybody who can network eight connection machines and debug 2 million lines of code for what I bid for this job? Because if he can I’d like to see him try.”

  Plausibility Level: 5/10 Gibsons. Classic overweight, underappreciated IT guy…who runs and is secretly stealing from an island full of deadly reanimated dinosaurs.

  sdtimes.com/…/how-realistic-are-these-21-coders-f…

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• HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.one [bot] ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Linux is a slippery slope to Dilophosaurs consumption. Fun fact: the slippery slope has a cameo in the movie!

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  • Malgas@beehaw.org ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Excuse me, but clearly it’s UNIX that leads to Dilophosaur consumption. We know this.

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    • AVincentInSpace@pawb.social ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      40% of BSD installs lead to shark attacks.

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• half_built_pyramids@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This is aunix system I know this

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  • Deceptichum@kbin.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    https://fsv.sourceforge.net/

    If you’re like me and always wanted to view your files in a weird 3D way after watching the movie.

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    • JoMomma@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Thank you, that was a nice bunch of memberberries

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    • bloubz@lemmygrad.ml ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Can this run on macOS?

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  • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    UNIX-like system.

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    • mitchty@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I thought it was irix running that silly 3D file system viewer. So it was a registered Unix compliant system.

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• jerrythegenius@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  He must’ve learnt C. Now if only he’d learnt Rust, he would’ve been safe and had a blazingly fast🚀 escape

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• FunkyMonk@kbin.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  And being eaten by a motherfucking velociraptor in a mfin electric substation, coders are weak to dino sadly.

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  • AmidFuror@kbin.chat ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Oh, Mr. Arnold.

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• Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  geting eaten by dinosaur At least i dont half to code javascript anymore!!!

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• Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Its illegal to rebootca server without first saying quietly “Hold on to your buttons!”

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• marcos@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It’s true. The odds increase several times.

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• jaybone@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I just chain smoke on my 286

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• jimmydoreisalefty@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Image

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• Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Look, just because you know how to code doesn’t mean you have to steal dinosaur DNA for the CIA.

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  • ZeroCool@slrpnk.net ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Hack the planet!

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• const_void@lemmy.ml ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Increases your risk of becoming a fat arse too

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