Look at how they cover their vital areas when surprised!

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• unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The word “almost” is doing a lot of work here.

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• NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Oi, I’ve gone an upset eem. This species natural defense is to sheet it self uncontrollably

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• doctorcrimson@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Fun Fact, Steve Irwin’s team put trackers on Crocodiles which led to the discovery of how they migrate over ocean bodies, sometimes surfing waves for hundreds of miles before reaching a new landmass. This was especially fun because salt water crocs aren’t known to be particularly good swimmers but they clearly are great navi-gators because when the tides or winds change they will duck below the waves to stay on their course.

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  • Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I can’t tell if it’s real or the whole fact is just a pun

    Nevermind, you’re now the lemmy’s shittymorph.

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    • doctorcrimson@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It is real. Steve Irwin has been making contributions to the study of these animals long after his death. It also helps explain why Salt Water Crocodiles exist on so many continents with little variation.

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  • lemmycdatass@lemmynsfw.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I see you.

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• xpinchx@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “almost”

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  • Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Hey, 1/47285826 times still counts!

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    • nul@programming.dev ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      At 5 times a day, that’s 25,910 years. 51,820 if they’ve had sex twice.

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• paddirn@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “Crikey, look at ‘im struggle as I stick my fingers up his bumhole! Oi! He doesn’t like that one bit!”

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  • DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “Oh, hang on, now he loikes it a lot!”

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  • shalafi@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    www.youtube.com/shorts/EvU4VFMiyt4

    Plenty more stopping humans with this method.

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• gibmiser@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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