Elder waitresses should be called something else, like waitrons or waitriarchs.

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• agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Server. Everyone is a server.

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  • andrew@lemmy.stuart.fun ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    A group of servers is called a kubernetes.

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    • Dremor@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Shouldn’t it be a “cluster”?

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    • agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Academically perhaps. In the field it’s colloquially called a “hospitality night”.

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  • CrimeDad@lemmy.crimedad.work ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Nginx wench

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  • Dremor@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Using which Linux distro?

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  • JoMiran@lemmy.ml ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I am super lazy so I often pick terms like this so I don’t have to spend cycles thinking about age or gender.

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• massive_bereavement@kbin.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Waitress superior

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• feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Waitriarchs is very witty, well done.

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  • Uglyhead@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Good bot

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    • Kalkaline@leminal.space ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Good human

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• BruceTwarzen@kbin.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Waitlocks

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  • MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@kbin.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Your thinking of an Eldritch Waitress. What OP meant was a waitress that fuses metal objects together.

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    • Aremel@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      That’s a wailder. OP was thinking of a waitress that works with locks.

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• Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “Bar wench! Where’s me grog?!”

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• tacosanonymous@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Fellow human seems to work.

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  • daemoz@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    hey are you a fellow human? yeah cool grab me a glass of water please uhh i don’t work here

    We are hiring a fellow human for low wages but you might get great tips what do i need to do? youll be a servant to rude dirtbags. can i call myself a waitress instead please? No our culture requires official titles to be fellow human for all staff and patrons and you will all go by the name Sam

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  • CrimeDad@lemmy.crimedad.work ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Yeah, but if I start shouting that in a restaurant I’m going to get everyone’s attention instead of the old lady responsible for my meal.

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• DirigibleProtein@aussie.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Why?

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  • CrimeDad@lemmy.crimedad.work ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I don’t know. They seem more powerful.

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    • mriormro@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Meaningless titles with superfluous connotations just less is to useless middle management.

      We don’t need a new term.

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• afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Should knew ones be called waitrwards?

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