Somebodies gotta do it I guess.

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• MajorHavoc@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  At least he still outranks Ensign Kim.

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  • ElBarto@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    It’s easier to list whatever harry out ranks, which I think is a stembolt on an upper pylon on Empok Nor.

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    • MajorHavoc@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      We’re working on promoting that Stem Bolt. It recently got an excellent recommendation from Admiral Janeway.

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• rifugee@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Typical lower decks job.

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  • bionicjoey@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Cleaning *** out of the Holodeck’s *** filters

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• TubeTalkerX@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  NIGHT CREW!

  Don’t forget to use Pledge on the railing!

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  • ummthatguy@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

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• ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Vacuum machines starts whirling really loud … rumbles … starts smoking … shuts down

  Tears apart the unit and discovers the Captains com badge in the hose

  Yes we’re looking at you @The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website

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  • The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    My ready room has a supply closet full of extra badges, because I won’t use the ones that have touched the floor.

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    • ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Worf stepping on another one of the captain’s badges.

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• Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  At least their not in charge of cleaning out the holodeck, that place has to be pretty rough

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  • zqwzzle@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Especially after Dr. T’Ana and Shad gets through with it.

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  • ooklamok@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Someone wrote log entries for the holodeck technician like 20 years ago… They were quite funny. Can’t remember where I saw them.

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    • Skjolle@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      www.somethingawful.com/news/blue-stripe-life-4/

      100% worth the read

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• circuitfarmer@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  And his needs are met. He’s got a place to live. He’s got replicators.

  I’d vacuum every damned deck if it gave me a place on a starship where all my needs were met.

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  • DuffmanOfTheCosmos@beehaw.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    100%. I have a nice cushy work from home desk job right now but I’ve also worked service jobs and manual labor jobs and I would absolutely jump at the chance for a job as janitorial staff on a starship exploring the galaxy for nothing more than accommodations and the amenities of replicators and holodecks aboard said starship exploring the galaxy. Space shitter clogged? I’m all over it for a chance to just out there with my needs met.

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• x4740N@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Couldn’t they just clean the ship using the transporters and other advanced technology

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  • ummthatguy@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Not enough suffering, eh?

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  • PlasmaDistortion@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    It’s all the dead skin cells and hair that we shed.

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    • GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Do a daily transporter sweep for dead organic material all over the ship to purge all those skin cells and hairs and other leftovers of our existing. No more vac

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• andthenthreemore@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Could be worse

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• ralen_jor@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  This is just like the US Navy. Junior enlisted clean constantly.

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  • tastysnacks@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Swab the deck ye matey

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• ummthatguy@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Left someone out.

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• AlexisFR@jlai.lu ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Don’t they have robots for this?

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• aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Is that the Paramount set or is that Star Trek The Experience? A lot of the proportions seem off.

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  • dejected_warp_core@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    At the very least, the headrests are wrong and the carpet is the wrong color*. Probably the latter.

    (* maybe it looks “right” on those novelty VHS recordings you get at the end of the experience?)

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• Olgratin_Magmatoe@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Given that they have the ability to select pretty much whatever material they want with the transporters, I imagine it wouldn’t be too hard for them to do a once a day transport for all dust/debris particles directly into space, or some containment unit of their choosing. Same goes for pretty much any other cleaning task.

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  • MarmaladeMermaid@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    It is mentioned in that one episode where they have a small village of “back to the land” type people staying in the cargo bay, along with their farm animals that they don’t have to keep sweeping up all the time, the bays will clean themselves. They just have to stop lighting cooking fires.

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    • Olgratin_Magmatoe@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      That actually makes me think, would it theoretically be possible to automate ship repair with transporter technology. All the time they have ships coming in with giant chunks missing.

      If you are able to get a high resolution scan of the current state of the vessel, and have the plans to build it, couldn’t they set up a specialized transporter to transport the damaged bits away, and transition area that is destroyed, and then replace it with new parts as needed?

      Basically do some a similar repair method from Space Engineers, just fancier with transporters.

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• talos@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  This reminds me of the old web series Space Janitors.

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  • PlasmaDistortion@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I had never heard of this show before but it looks hilarious. youtu.be/VPhq2sudOi8?si=PXCNxk96-rMSAKnZ

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