Typical lower decks job.
Somebodies gotta do it I guess.
Submitted 10 months ago by PlasmaDistortion@lemm.ee to risa@startrek.website
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rifugee@lemmy.world 10 months ago
bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
Cleaning *** out of the Holodeck’s *** filters
TubeTalkerX@kbin.social 10 months ago
NIGHT CREW!
Don’t forget to use Pledge on the railing!
ummthatguy@startrek.website 10 months ago
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
Vacuum machines starts whirling really loud … rumbles … starts smoking … shuts down
Tears apart the unit and discovers the Captains com badge in the hose
Yes we’re looking at you @The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website
The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 10 months ago
My ready room has a supply closet full of extra badges, because I won’t use the ones that have touched the floor.
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
At least their not in charge of cleaning out the holodeck, that place has to be pretty rough
zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
Especially after Dr. T’Ana and Shad gets through with it.
ooklamok@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Someone wrote log entries for the holodeck technician like 20 years ago… They were quite funny. Can’t remember where I saw them.
Skjolle@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
www.somethingawful.com/news/blue-stripe-life-4/
100% worth the read
circuitfarmer@lemmy.sdf.org 10 months ago
And his needs are met. He’s got a place to live. He’s got replicators.
I’d vacuum every damned deck if it gave me a place on a starship where all my needs were met.
DuffmanOfTheCosmos@beehaw.org 10 months ago
100%. I have a nice cushy work from home desk job right now but I’ve also worked service jobs and manual labor jobs and I would absolutely jump at the chance for a job as janitorial staff on a starship exploring the galaxy for nothing more than accommodations and the amenities of replicators and holodecks aboard said starship exploring the galaxy. Space shitter clogged? I’m all over it for a chance to just out there with my needs met.
x4740N@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Couldn’t they just clean the ship using the transporters and other advanced technology
ummthatguy@startrek.website 10 months ago
PlasmaDistortion@lemm.ee 10 months ago
It’s all the dead skin cells and hair that we shed.
GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
Do a daily transporter sweep for dead organic material all over the ship to purge all those skin cells and hairs and other leftovers of our existing. No more vac
andthenthreemore@startrek.website 10 months ago
ralen_jor@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
This is just like the US Navy. Junior enlisted clean constantly.
tastysnacks@programming.dev 10 months ago
Swab the deck ye matey
ummthatguy@startrek.website 10 months ago
AlexisFR@jlai.lu 10 months ago
Don’t they have robots for this?
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Is that the Paramount set or is that Star Trek The Experience? A lot of the proportions seem off.
dejected_warp_core@startrek.website 10 months ago
At the very least, the headrests are wrong and the carpet is the wrong color*. Probably the latter.
(* maybe it looks “right” on those novelty VHS recordings you get at the end of the experience?)
Olgratin_Magmatoe@startrek.website 10 months ago
Given that they have the ability to select pretty much whatever material they want with the transporters, I imagine it wouldn’t be too hard for them to do a once a day transport for all dust/debris particles directly into space, or some containment unit of their choosing. Same goes for pretty much any other cleaning task.
MarmaladeMermaid@lemm.ee 10 months ago
It is mentioned in that one episode where they have a small village of “back to the land” type people staying in the cargo bay, along with their farm animals that they don’t have to keep sweeping up all the time, the bays will clean themselves. They just have to stop lighting cooking fires.
Olgratin_Magmatoe@startrek.website 10 months ago
That actually makes me think, would it theoretically be possible to automate ship repair with transporter technology. All the time they have ships coming in with giant chunks missing.
If you are able to get a high resolution scan of the current state of the vessel, and have the plans to build it, couldn’t they set up a specialized transporter to transport the damaged bits away, and transition area that is destroyed, and then replace it with new parts as needed?
Basically do some a similar repair method from Space Engineers, just fancier with transporters.
talos@startrek.website 10 months ago
This reminds me of the old web series Space Janitors.
PlasmaDistortion@lemm.ee 10 months ago
I had never heard of this show before but it looks hilarious. youtu.be/VPhq2sudOi8?si=PXCNxk96-rMSAKnZ
MajorHavoc@lemmy.world 10 months ago
At least he still outranks Ensign Kim.
ElBarto@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
It’s easier to list whatever harry out ranks, which I think is a stembolt on an upper pylon on Empok Nor.
MajorHavoc@lemmy.world 10 months ago
We’re working on promoting that Stem Bolt. It recently got an excellent recommendation from Admiral Janeway.