If X was a sandwich: Spock

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• CodexArcanum@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  This is too cruel! Spock could at least be smoked chicken! He has seasonings, and they’re actually more intense than human seasonings! It’s why he must struggle so hard to control them, with white bread and mayo, (maybe some capers for a light touch of alien zing).

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  • ummthatguy@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    But in the struggle to stay connected to his Vulcan roots, he suppresses his want of more flavorful ingredients. Still, his human side grants him the will to allow the spritely and mildly spicy punch of chipotle mayo.

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    • Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      On the other hand, he’s a vegetarian, so I’m not sure about the chicken.

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• The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I can’t explain why this is accurate, but it is.

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  • VindictiveJudge@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Seems bland as hell on the surface, but hiding a spicy side.

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  • ummthatguy@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

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• Jaccident@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  But Vulcans are vegetarian! Surely this should be something plain and veggie. A hummus pita with a single kebab shop pickled chili.

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• FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Is the chipotle is human half?

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  • ummthatguy@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

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• cybervseas@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I um that sounds low key delicious.

  Fair. Spock is also low key delicious.

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  • ummthatguy@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

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    • ChicoSuave@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Tendi knows tendy

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  • Infynis@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

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• vexikron@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I am thinking it would be matzo bread, paschal lamb with a bit of squeezed lemon and red wine.

  And when he sits down to eat it he would notice some tribble hairs and pick them all off individually before eating.

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  • ummthatguy@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

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• MiddledAgedGuy@beehaw.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Doesn’t track for this human.

  This meal: would try. X: won’t try.

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