Beef Liners

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• cashews_best_nut@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This makes me feel sick

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  • EdibleFriend@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Like when you eat too much?

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    • Encinos@dormi.zone ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      How do I delete someone else’s comment and their username?

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  • balderdash9@lemmy.zip ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Welcome to shitposting lmao

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• Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I pulled a piece of steak out of my dog’s mouth once except after I got it out of his mouth it wasn’t steak, it was a pad that looked precisely like this. I wish I had enough time to do therapy.

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  • I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    A friend of mind used to have to warn people not to leave any period products in the bathroom trash, but to take them all the way to the outside bins because his dog was mad for them. Every once in a while we’d hear “Oh shit! Ralphie got a popsicle!” and then everyone would chase the dog around trying to snatch the tampon dangling out of his mouth while the person whose vagina it came out of tried not to die of shame and/or laughter.

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    • dingus@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Yeah, it’s a lot more common than you’d think. My mom’s dog is like that as well.

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  • ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I also need a therapist after reading that … and a masseuse to massage my abdomen from the belly laugh it just gave me.

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• CherenkovBlue@iusearchlinux.fyi ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This is horrifying. As a woman, I am laughing my ass off, full score!

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• Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I used to wake up from nights of heavy bleeding with pads that didn’t look entirely dissimilar to that.

  Thank fuck for testosterone!

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• PrimarilyPrimate@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Teriyucky flavored!

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  • MacNCheezus@lemmy.today ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Putting some flavor on those meat curtains

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• kersploosh@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Image

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• DagonPie@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I love how many down arrows the shitposts get. Like all those people dont understand what a shitpost is.

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• Starkstruck@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  That’s basically what it looks like after a heavy night.

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• LemmyFeed@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  No thanks, I’m good.

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• HootinNHollerin@slrpnk.net ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Quality shitpost

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• RattlerSix@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’ve laughed at some dumb shit over the course of my life, but damn

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• eran_morad@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Wtf

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• Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Would be a pretty iron flavored jerky. I guess it would be juicy though, and feeling that juice flowing through your mouth would make up for it.

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• ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Jesus … this freaking post … and these comments

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• JimmyBigSausage@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Reminds me of Mad Magazine in the 70’s.

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