Setting the bar absurdly high for the next date

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• SonicBlue03@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The fingers look like they’ve been licked.

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  • EdibleFriend@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Don’t kink shame me.

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• EmergMemeHologram@startrek.website ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Others: what if we kissed on the Colonel Sanders couch?

  Me: finally someone I can hold hands with

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• FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  If you don’t want to fuck while The Colonel watches, is there even a point to fucking?

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• gibmiser@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  When you want to spice up your sex life by having sex in new places

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  • LemmySoloHer@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    spice up your sex life

    With 11 herbs and spices!

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    • gibmiser@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Just try to keep the cayanne powder out of your coochie.

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• ilikecoffee@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  What if we kissed on the Colonel Sanders couch?

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• ColonelSanders@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Well it certainly has my endorsement

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• Lophostemon@aussie.zone ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  There should be a bump where his crotch is.

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• TokenBoomer@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Well, I’m listening…

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• ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This would be a great alternative to the casting couch

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• al177@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It’s the Pentavirate Throne

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• elxeno@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Kentucky Fried Couch

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