He thought it was a sausage on a stick..

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• DharmaCurious@startrek.website ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I love how it just expands and expands so much you can’t even tell what the look on his face is anymore.

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• LEONHART@slrpnk.net ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Me want bite.

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  • thurstylark@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Me want plant corndog delight

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• DudeImMacGyver@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Yeah, that’s not the edible part.

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• MacNCheezus@lemmy.today ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Yes because sausage on a stick just grows wild out in nature.

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  • explodicle@local106.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    To be fair, tons of delicious foods do just that.

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    • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Technically speaking sausage also just grows out in the wild in the form of a wild hog.

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• glennglog22@kbin.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Mmmm, nature's corn dog.

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  • metallic_z3r0@infosec.pub ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Me want plant corn dog delight!

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• LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  When I was a little kid those things grew everywhere. we called them cottontails. we never put them in our mouths. we tore them apart with our hands.

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• YoorWeb@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Image

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• ChicoSuave@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  What an idiot. Pick them when the stem is green and let it dry on a rack. Leaving it near the water causes it to fragment and shatter, as he now knows.

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• felixrostrum@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  A warning, not an instruction manual 😔

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• DannyBoy@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I had a dog that would do this

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• BlueLineBae@midwest.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This is the adult version of the kid that ate the dandelion.

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  • sndrtj@feddit.nl ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    But dandelion greens are actually edible. Reed has no edible parts.

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