Lightning bolt! Lightning bolt! Lightning bolt!

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• grue@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Every picture of Bernie Sanders looks like he’s fucking exasperated, and I can’t blame him!

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• JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Id vote for Bernie to be the Secretary of Magick

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  • zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “I am once again asking for material components.”

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    • chuckleslord@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      MMT or Modern Material Theory argues that Fiat Currency Mage Guilds should no longer think in terms of collecting materials to fund spells, but instead that spells should be used to decrease inflationary pressure on materials.

      …I can’t tell if this was clever on my part, or rambly bs

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• ElBarto@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  D Image

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  • Lophostemon@aussie.zone ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I wish he fucking would!

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  • random_character_a@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Spells of socialism

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    • andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Got a spell costing 300 points when your mana pool is still 280.

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• Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  If only! If Bernie had magic powers, the US and by extension the world would be doing a hell of a lot better!

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  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    He does have magic powers. Unfortunately, his powers are limited to what appear to be slight-of-hand tricks but are actually magic. If you pick a card, he’ll always get it right. But by magic.

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    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      So you mean that he’s able to ACTUALLY saw the lady in half and put her back together with real magic, but his magic serves no practical purpose?

      Sounds brutal 😆

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    • Kase@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Bernie at the vending machine:

      checks wallet

      Aw damn, no monies

      takes a few quarters from behind ear

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• aviationeast@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  More like casting persuasion or enchants… Republicans seem to be immune with their mental armor of stupidity

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• ramenshaman@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Poor choice of font.

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  • crusty@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Feels like it would be used on a special ed book or poster

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• barberousse@lemmy.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Can someone use AI to make this happen ?

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  • ElBarto@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Image

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    • barberousse@lemmy.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Thanks 😊👍

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