Submitted 11 months ago by negativenull@startrek.website to risa@startrek.website
It always made me wonder that over the next few hundred years, humans will still suffer from our bodily functions.
Like flatulence. Just a bit of gas build up in our system that releases itself from time to time and sometimes without our control.
And if Data is ‘fully functional’ does he have a randomised system to release a little pluff of gas from time to time just so he could be like everyone else?
Since there’s only one bathroom, I’ve been assuming that engineering just teleports all the bodily waste out of the crew and directly into the replicators’ matter feeds, Hogwarts-style. Saves time, keeps the crew light and active, keeps the transport operators sharp while between planets.
That’s what the transporter officer does the 99% of the time when they’re not sending people on away missions.
Sounds like a great way to get your internal organs beamed out of you. Safer to just give everyone a bucket to poop in, then beam the feces away.
Makes sense … but once you teleport a portion of content out of the body, doesn’t that leave a void that has to be filled … leaving room for gas to form? After a big meal and the transporter team beams out that big holiday log out of you, I’d expect to hear a few guys and gals rip some big ones an hour or two after.
Lol at this meme being at the absolute bottom of the page above a “next” button. They stuck
Lemmy is starting to remind me of old reddit
One of us, one of us… shudders
Captn’, im upvoting as much as i can!
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What are the transporters down too? Lazy ass O’Brien
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jawa21@startrek.website 11 months ago
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jaybone@lemmy.world 11 months ago
The bridge is too damn high.