The truth some of y'all need to hear

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• paddirn@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Fuck yea. Isn’t it enough I gave them life itself, but then I’m expected to feed and clothe them for 18+ years? WTF kind of commie shit is that?

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  • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Right? Damn newborns, so demanding! Rest the rich this, appropriate the means of production that.

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• nul@programming.dev ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I wish this was true. I forgot my wallet while buying dinner the other day and now I owe my newborn baby 20 bucks.

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  • photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Take advatage of their inability to form long-term memories and never pay it back.

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    • valkyre09@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Didn’t end well for Brian

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• FQQD@feddit.de ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  just eat it honestly

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  • Lemmygizer@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That proposal sounds pretty modest, IMO.

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  • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Mmmm… Baby back ribs. 🤤

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    • marito@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I want my baby back, baby back, baby back, baby back, baby back, baby back, baby back.

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• XEAL@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  ewwwborn

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  • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Disgusting

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• gmtom@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Honestly most babies are so toxic. They’ll demand you do everything for them and second you expect them to do something on their own they just fucking scream at you until you do it for them. Better to just cut them off and let them

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  • RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    youtu.be/d2jJPPKz8Vg?si=dFj8I2GCkV4mwrHB

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• Double_A@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Wat?

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  • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You 👏 don’t 👏 owe 👏 your 👏 newborn 👏 baby 👏 anything

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• cobwoms@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  i don’t even get the joke implication

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  • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    There’s a joke?

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• atro_city@fedia.io ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Not even a livable environment. I will pollute the shit out this place. Parents don't even care, so why should I?

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  • MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’m excited for the day when a generation is born whom is domed to fail at continuing the survival of the human race.

    The last generation of humans, all because the majority kept either foisting it’s problems onto future generations that will never come, or thought exactly like this.

    Nothing was done, and humanity ended. Not with a bang, but more like a sigh.

    Gg everyone. We both won and lost. We defeated ourselves.

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    • atro_city@fedia.io ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I for one look forward to the end of humanity.

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• FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  That’s because I’m a deadbeat dad. Duh.

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