I wish this was true. I forgot my wallet while buying dinner the other day and now I owe my newborn baby 20 bucks.
The truth some of y'all need to hear
Submitted 6 months ago by ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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nul@programming.dev 6 months ago
photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 months ago
Take advatage of their inability to form long-term memories and never pay it back.
valkyre09@lemmy.world 6 months ago
FQQD@feddit.de 6 months ago
just eat it honestly
Lemmygizer@lemmy.world 6 months ago
That proposal sounds pretty modest, IMO.
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 6 months ago
Mmmm… Baby back ribs. 🤤
marito@lemmy.world 6 months ago
I want my baby back, baby back, baby back, baby back, baby back, baby back, baby back.
gmtom@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Honestly most babies are so toxic. They’ll demand you do everything for them and second you expect them to do something on their own they just fucking scream at you until you do it for them. Better to just cut them off and let them
RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Double_A@discuss.tchncs.de 6 months ago
Wat?
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 6 months ago
You 👏 don’t 👏 owe 👏 your 👏 newborn 👏 baby 👏 anything
cobwoms@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 months ago
i don’t even get the joke implication
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 6 months ago
There’s a joke?
atro_city@fedia.io 6 months ago
Not even a livable environment. I will pollute the shit out this place. Parents don't even care, so why should I?
MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 6 months ago
I’m excited for the day when a generation is born whom is domed to fail at continuing the survival of the human race.
The last generation of humans, all because the majority kept either foisting it’s problems onto future generations that will never come, or thought exactly like this.
Nothing was done, and humanity ended. Not with a bang, but more like a sigh.
Gg everyone. We both won and lost. We defeated ourselves.
atro_city@fedia.io 6 months ago
I for one look forward to the end of humanity.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 6 months ago
That’s because I’m a deadbeat dad. Duh.
paddirn@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Fuck yea. Isn’t it enough I gave them life itself, but then I’m expected to feed and clothe them for 18+ years? WTF kind of commie shit is that?
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Right? Damn newborns, so demanding! Rest the rich this, appropriate the means of production that.