I had to try it to believe it

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• blahsay@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  You win Lemmy shitpost today. This is indeed shit and I love it

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  • The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Image

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    • SuckMyWang@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Is that a glass of dehydrated piss?

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• sanguine_artichoke@midwest.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  that’s your age in 4 years!

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  • eager_eagle@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I call it bullshit. It’s easy to say that when nobody will remember this comment to check it in 4 years.

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    • zaph@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      !remind me 4 years

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    • Karlos_Cantana@kbin.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I won't remember this comment in 4 minutes.

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  • The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    My mind is blown

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    • DigitalNirvana@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Maths!!

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• Excrubulent@slrpnk.net ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Didn’t work, I am G̶̘͌̂l̷̤̺͠r̷͕̱̭͘r̴̻͛b̶̯͌ļ̷̜̈́͘ẙ̴̗̲̤ṯ̷̙͂̇h̸͎̿͒ the ageless and I exist outside of time.

  For your punishment I will neglect your world for another 10,000 years.

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• ohlaph@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  23 is smaller than 100000000.

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  • registrert@lemmy.sambands.net ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Tweeeeeeentythreeeeeeeee is bigger than 10000000000.

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    • ohlaph@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Oh

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’m using noneuclidean geometry so fuck you no it’s not

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    • ohlaph@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Calm down Darryl, it’s only a rehearsal.

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• ivanafterall@kbin.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  What's most amazing about this little math trick is that it works with literally any number, positive or negative. Checkmate, atheists.

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• Tixanou@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Now subtract 4, that’s your age!

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• MargotRobbie@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  But it will be… in four years!

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• user224@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Can confirm.

  Traceback (most recent call last):
    File "/data/data/com.termux/files/home/test.py", line 3, in <module>
      print(age + 4)
            ~~~~^~~
  TypeError: can only concatenate str (not "int") to str
  

  Is not my age.

  /j

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• TheEntity@kbin.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Joke's on you, I'm so bad at math it might take 4 years just as well.

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• PunnyName@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  fucking wizards…

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• Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Whoa! How’d you do that?! :O

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• thorbot@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  holy shit this really works!

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• lugal@sopuli.xyz ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Boss: Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

  Me:

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  • registrert@lemmy.sambands.net ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Boss: Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Me: Looking back upon the last 5 years with regret?

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• brown567@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  If I add 4 years to the first thing that comes to mind when I try to remember my age then it’s my actual age =(

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• penquin@lemmy.kde.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  My whole life has been a lie 😭

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• finkrat@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  But what if your age was a division by 0

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