Naw dawg, you gotta save your monies and learn to live with that one.
help
Submitted 11 months ago by Stamets@startrek.website to [deleted]
https://startrek.website/pictrs/image/a85b4992-b0f3-421a-a191-297c1fe8f237.jpeg
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Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
IvanOverdrive@lemm.ee 11 months ago
“I would like to advertise my compromised judgement and a tramp stamp just won’t do.”
Smokeydope@lemmy.world 11 months ago
“I want something that makes a tramp stamp look classy”
“Say no more, just fill out these legal waivers”
afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 11 months ago
At least a tramp stamp you can just cover up.
EatYouWell@lemmy.world 11 months ago
My wife’s shop just won’t do face tattoos unless you already have one, or its something tiny like a heart by the ear or something.
Klear@lemmy.world 11 months ago
“I want a tiny heart by the ear, and after that make my whole face look like a demonic skull.”
afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Congrats red team. You privilege escalated yourself to victory. Enjoy your face tat of a demon skull.
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
I think you’re only option there is a face transplant
ICastFist@programming.dev 11 months ago
Do you think he’ll get a Nic Cage or a Travolta face?
afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Maybe a reverse Micheal Jackson?
RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Might as well get a skin graft.
ICastFist@programming.dev 11 months ago
Here’s my congratulations on this fella reaching the “find out” so soon after the “fuck around”
Witchfire@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Given that you can’t even do laser removal near the eyes, I’m putting my money on that being makeup/a shop
kamenlady@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I think it’s a real tattoo, but not on the eye, but from some other body part. It’s photoshopped over the eye. The bad quality helps a lot.
afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Image
Tyfud@lemmy.one 11 months ago
Generally agree. but the line work here looks exactly like line work for tatoos on skin. If it was drawn on, you wouldn’t have the lines bleeding out and in to the colors of each other like the black lines are into the green fill. Additionally, the white wouldn’t be so white.
That’s the white color you get only for the first few months of a color tattoo.
Honestly, I think this is a legit tattoo.
Could be wrong, but it looks real.
Source: I have many, many tattoos over much of my body, and several in color with white accents that looked exactly like this for the first few months after it healed.
Donkter@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Could be having fun with tattoo practice.
EatYouWell@lemmy.world 11 months ago
It looks real to me. White ink looks really good for a few months to a year before it starts to look gross and yellow.
sgbrain7@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Yeah, I’m not sure you can even get tattoos that close to the eye…or can you?
EatYouWell@lemmy.world 11 months ago
You can definitely get both your eyelids and your eyeballs tattooed.
Witchfire@lemmy.world 11 months ago
You can get permanent eyeliner via a technique called microblading, but it’s not usually done by tattoo artists.