Holy water with essential garlic oil extract.
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Submitted 11 months ago by FreshLight@sh.itjust.works to [deleted]
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ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
redcalcium@lemmy.institute 11 months ago
If we dump enough holy water outside, it’ll enter the global water cycle and render the whole planet inhospitable to vampires.
Damage@startrek.website 11 months ago
It already happened, why do you think there’s no more vampires around? It’s the pollution caused by the church!
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 11 months ago
have you tasted water its delicious all water is holy praise taplor god of wet
howsetheraven@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Would it not be easier to have a mass blessing on each of the oceans? That takes care of 97% of the water.
kittenzrulz123@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I am horrified and intrigued
Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
I am more horrified as to how her eyebrows hang weightless in the second frame.
dasusernem@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Vampires hate this one trick …
Otherwise_Direction7@monyet.cc 11 months ago
OP, can I have the meme template for this one image?
FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Cannibal_MoshpitV3@lemmy.world 11 months ago
In case OP doesn’t provide, the source is Komi Can’t Communicate
MNByChoice@midwest.social 11 months ago
And for those wondering about the manga, here is the Wikipedia entry.
EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 months ago
laughs in atheist vampire
FunkyMonk@kbin.social 11 months ago
Step 1, find out about vampired, step 2 apply for whatever lowest level can let you bless water online of clergy. step 3 bless the ocean. Eventually all water is now holywater, vampires die from any air humidity. step 4 profit.
candyman337@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
That’s actually a great idea
Varyk@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
This is a great point
Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I’m actually fascinated by “fiction science”.
Like, how much holy does a mist of water need to cause vampire damage?
Also pondering: what is the range of blessing water? Can a person bless a whole ocean? How much holy energy does a priest need to create true holy damage? Is “holy” in the mind of the beholder, like a business man seeing money as their God and uses a Benjamin as their holy symbol?
Snowpix@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
Is holiness dilutable? Like, if there’s insufficient holiness for a given body of water to be considered pure holy, does the holy dilute into a less holy form? Would it still be considered holy water if you have nothing but the diluted stuff? Is there a limit to how much holy a body of water can contain?
pete_the_cat@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Like, if you mix holy water and tap water in a 50:50 ratio is the resulting water 50% as holy as before?
sneezymrmilo@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Have you seen the netflix Castlevania series? I feel like you would like it.
aeronmelon@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Is Holy Water holy because it is water or because it was blessed? Does the blessing remain if water changes state into a gas or a solid?
If you can have holy vapor, you can have holy ice.
Texas_Hangover@lemm.ee 11 months ago
And of course, you can shoot holy ice out of a fucking gun.
ExLisper@linux.community 11 months ago
You joke but the Catholic canon says that to check if someone is saint you have to pray to him and if miracle happens it means that this person can talk to god because only god can do miracles. And since he can talk to god it means he’s in heaven so his a saint. They actually have a pretend ‘scientific method’ they use for beatifications.
MightyGalhupo@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I dunno but the 1982 incident severely reduced the African vampire population