Is a 10 yo really gonna take that as evidence he’s fuckin Clark Kent?
Expecting a new baby?
Submitted 11 months ago by FlyingSquid@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Fades@lemmy.world 11 months ago
DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 11 months ago
Tell them they’re adopted first
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 11 months ago
This is a very serious shitpost and you are asking the right questions.
ryannathans@aussie.zone 11 months ago
Kid is gonna think he’s goku
Igloojoe@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Then call the kid an idiot for thinking he’s an idiot. Ultimate gaslighting!
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
This is what aliens would like to to believe
jacktherippah@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Have actors record a video for the kid. Make the the video start with “Kal El, my son.”
NiftyBeaks@lemm.ee 11 months ago
That’s actually a genius prank. Now I just need to find a spaceship…
ExLisper@linux.community 11 months ago
Spaceship is easy. I need to find a child. And an attic.
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Hey. This post is about fun things for a person to do with their own newborn baby.
You don’t just go out and “find a child.”
soylentgreed@lemmy.world 11 months ago
A bit of junkyard scrap, leds, and some luminescent goo would get the point across. Make sure to use your shittiest camera too.
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 11 months ago
You lost me at “luminescent goo.”
ImFresh3x@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
And a space blanket. Because that makes good sense.
Squid@lemmings.world 11 months ago
Just pull off some photoshop skills
tubaruco@lemm.ee 11 months ago
if youre not rich and/or use linux, use gimp instead
andrew@lemmy.stuart.fun 11 months ago
These days it’s barely even skills. Just select a box above the baby and use the generative AI feature to ask it for a spaceship and regenerate until it looks decent.