It males you wonder...

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• gedaliyah@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Ranger: It’s terrible! Murder victims are getting lured to our park and their bodies dumped! We have to do something!

  Sign maker: I got you fam.

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• jimmydoreisalefty@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Environmentally conscious.

  They might have seen them litter? /s

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  • jupyter_rain@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    And the person even recognized that most humans remains aren’t environmental-friendly enough to be left in the wild…How nice!

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    • Xin_shill@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      What if you remove all the belongings, the body should be fine for the animals eh. Unless we are just too full of microplastics

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• milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  You’re missing the mysterious emergence of a car. C’mon, guys, you’re smarter than this: Obviously one or both of the hikers is a transformer.

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• lugal@sopuli.xyz ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Calm down, the bag in the second picture is bigger than it appears. It’s all fine

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• SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Don’t worry, they packed them out.

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• slugo@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  What did the green man do to the two tan men?

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  • ceenote@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    A hate crime

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• ElBarto@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I don’t see the problem, aren’t you supposed to drop off your murder victims in the forest?

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• hakunawazo@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  That reminds me of the dark joke:
  A psycho walks into the woods with a woman by the hand. The moon is barely shining and it’s so dark that you can’t see your hand in close distance. There’s cracking and rustling everywhere. The woman mumbles: “It’s really scary here.” The man says: “What can I say, I’ll have to walk back all by myself later.”

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• ARk@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  what does that mean when eyes(?) go less than

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  • hikikoma@ani.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    zoomie pls…

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  • ARk@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    is that a nose?

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  • Melt@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s the eyes popping forward

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    • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I always thought it was the “shifty eyes” look.

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• bitwolf@lemmy.one ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  And the red garbage bag in the trunk!

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• vonxylofon@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Did they f*cking stutter?

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