Kirk hits rock bottom.
Submitted 11 months ago by FlyingSquid@lemmy.world to risa@startrek.website
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ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
samus12345@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Orbituary@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Riker would do it.
kaitco@lemmy.world 11 months ago
What makes you think Riker hasn’t already done it??
theodewere@kbin.social 11 months ago
hey Miss Piggy takes very good care of herself and i'm sure she smells nothing like you expect
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 11 months ago
A fragrant pig is still a pig. And she’d orgasm in that grumbly Frank Oz voice.
theodewere@kbin.social 11 months ago
she’d orgasm in that grumbly Frank Oz voice
over and over again, buddy
Zehzin@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Hey stop hitting on David Cameron’s girlfriend.
andthenthreemore@startrek.website 11 months ago
That’s Lord Cameron, peasant.
Sanctus@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Ms Piggy would absolutely top. Count me in.
Diplomjodler@feddit.de 11 months ago
Kirk was never known for his discerning taste, was he?
CarlsIII@kbin.social 11 months ago
Somebody…calls me…I answer them…slowly…a pig…with kaleidoscope eyes!!
emmanuel_car@kbin.social 11 months ago
It’s worse than that, she’s dead, Jim, she’s dead, Jim, she’s dead, Jim
charonn0@startrek.website 11 months ago
“Laddie, every woman has her own charm. You just have to know where to look for it.”
DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 11 months ago
“Sometimes is the charm that she’s easy?”
Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Dude was blowing out the backs of aliens decades before I was alive. If he wants to hit that, that’s between him and Frank.
teft@startrek.website 11 months ago
Jim leans down and whispers in Miss Piggy’s ear: “Now scream like Yoda”