I'm bleeding, making me the victor!

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• FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Okay, Alexander. You go with the nice lady and I’ll see you in about 10 years.

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  • ummthatguy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

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    • bfg9k@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      One!

      Of us!

      Is wearing!

      A push up bra!

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• FARTYSHARTBLAST@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  “I’m a klingon, too, you know? I go pee pee standing up.”

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  • ummthatguy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

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    • FARTYSHARTBLAST@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      [shoe squeaking intensifies]

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    • ElBarto@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

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• BeefPiano@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I am a great magician, your command uniforms are now red!

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  • ummthatguy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Slug-O Cola, Slug-O Cola. Product placement, Slug-O Cola.

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    • Zorque@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      🎶The slimiest Cola in the Galaxy🎶

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• Potatisen@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  THAT’S A WHOLE LOT OF NUTS!

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• chowdertailz@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Weeooweeeoo

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• FlatFootFox@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Beware of the Dahar Master’s opera about big forehead ridges. He beats people up while he plays it!

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  • Spot@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I shall change my name to… Betty.

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    • kholby@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      But… isn’t Betty…a woman’s name?

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• ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Does a power kick to the child’s chest … yes he may return to his studies

  Worf: … these instructors are way too lenient

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• DrPop@lemmy.one ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Tiger… Birdie…

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• Button777777@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Chosen one!

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  • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I’m coming!

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• HedonismB0t@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  “What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungie cord? … My ass!!”

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• CeruleanRuin@lemmings.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I feel like I’m missing something. I don’t understand anything going on in this thread.

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  • ummthatguy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Watch the movie Kung Pao: Enter the Fist. It’s a parody of kung fu tropes. Silly as all hell, some very dates jokes, but very fun/quotable.

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• xia@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  “Kick it”? (Rap beat starts playing)

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