“I’m a klingon, too, you know? I go pee pee standing up.”
I'm bleeding, making me the victor!
Submitted 1 year ago by ummthatguy@lemmy.world to risa@startrek.website
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FARTYSHARTBLAST@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
ummthatguy@lemmy.world 1 year ago
FARTYSHARTBLAST@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
[shoe squeaking intensifies]
ElBarto@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
BeefPiano@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I am a great magician, your command uniforms are now red!
ummthatguy@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Slug-O Cola, Slug-O Cola. Product placement, Slug-O Cola.
Zorque@kbin.social 1 year ago
🎶The slimiest Cola in the Galaxy🎶
Potatisen@lemmy.world 1 year ago
THAT’S A WHOLE LOT OF NUTS!
chowdertailz@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Weeooweeeoo
FlatFootFox@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Beware of the Dahar Master’s opera about big forehead ridges. He beats people up while he plays it!
Spot@startrek.website 1 year ago
I shall change my name to… Betty.
kholby@lemmy.world 1 year ago
But… isn’t Betty…a woman’s name?
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
Does a power kick to the child’s chest … yes he may return to his studies
Worf: … these instructors are way too lenient
DrPop@lemmy.one 1 year ago
Tiger… Birdie…
HedonismB0t@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
“What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungie cord? … My ass!!”
CeruleanRuin@lemmings.world 1 year ago
I feel like I’m missing something. I don’t understand anything going on in this thread.
ummthatguy@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Watch the movie Kung Pao: Enter the Fist. It’s a parody of kung fu tropes. Silly as all hell, some very dates jokes, but very fun/quotable.
xia@lemmy.sdf.org 1 year ago
“Kick it”? (Rap beat starts playing)
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Okay, Alexander. You go with the nice lady and I’ll see you in about 10 years.
ummthatguy@lemmy.world 1 year ago
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bfg9k@lemmy.world 1 year ago
One!
Of us!
Is wearing!
A push up bra!