one please

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• The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  O’Brien gets really annoyed when the crew use the transporter for that.

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  • ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Gets so pissed off he teleports them back and forth between people

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    • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Squishes all of it into one person then calls them full of shit.

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    • aperson@beehaw.org ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Forever ))<>((

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  • Rednax@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    But where and when is the crew supposed to go then? I don’t remember a single episode where someone mentioned they were off to drop some logs.

    Heck, imagine being a species that does this the normal way, dropping that unit like a real warrior. Not getting those breaks will put a constipated look on your face all the time!

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    • MarmaladeMermaid@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      In a lot of the novels they refer to the “refresher” where they use “refresher paper” and honestly I would be really disappointed to find that they’re still using paper to clean their butts in 300 years.

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• negativenull@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  #1, we need one #2 removed. Engage

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  • ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Still has the urge to drop a deuce but realises they’re missing a kidney.

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  • brezelradar@feddit.de ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Don’t you dare!

    Number Two from Austin Powers

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• originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  its amazing whats available in the federation without christianity

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• mrbn@lemmy.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It’s the computer’s job up to the point where you get on Picard’s “shit list”. That’s when the person being punished is responsible for beaming the poop out.

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  • ummthatguy@startrek.website ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You could have just said O’Brien.

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  • EmergMemeHologram@startrek.website ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Can you imagine the federation kidnaps you, and as torture they just keep transporting more and more poop into your intestines. When you do poop, it just gets transported back to your stomach. Until you die.

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• AeroLemming@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  If you used transporters to remove feces from yourself for years and years, would you eventually lose the ability to poop normally?

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  • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Image

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    • originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      asssslesss aykroyd! do the coneheads only use 2 of the seashells?

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  • originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    imagine the butt plug industry. finally a use for AI engineering. DATA!

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