Blood - 0, but you get spammed with text messages asking for more
If somebody would seriously pay 138700$, I still couldn’t afford to have a kid in the city I was born in.
Submitted 1 year ago by robocall@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Blood - 0, but you get spammed with text messages asking for more
If somebody would seriously pay 138700$, I still couldn’t afford to have a kid in the city I was born in.
That’s why I donate plasma instead of blood. That’s the real money liquid.
Fun fact about “donating” blood, at least in the US, is that the blood donation companies turn around and sell it to the hospitals to make money lmaooo.
On the brightside you’d have a nice down payment for a small starter home. Gotta take wins when you can.
I highly doubt that my liver is still worth 137k
bones are wildly undervalued
Nah. It’s like frozen onions being cheaper than fresh. They are just orders of magnitude cheaper to ship and store and still be in a useful state. If you get artisanal fresh, never frozen bones they are a lot more expensive.
Frozen bone for transplant that I’ve seen (I work in Blood Bank) are small pieces, not entire bone. That price quote doesn’t specify per gram, per bone, or per “unit” so who knows.
Is that buying price or selling price?
I don’t know where they are getting that price for blood. My perfectly legal, screened, and tested Red Blood Cell units are about $455/pint, plasma $118/pint, and platelets are $1,577/pint. I don’t know if they are undervaluing because whole blood is a pain to work with.
Everyone has value - calorific value.
I feel like I do need new eyes trying to read some of that text
So total is? Asking for a dead friend
The only thing worth nothing is your brain. Think about that, if you can.
Wait, I only got £50 for my kidney behind the Dog & Duck…
Where did you find this photo of my insides
Does someone have a total?
Might be a good way to get better safety standards. “My merchandise is at risk.”
$574,100 before skin and blood are counted.
Kinda makes me wanna take up people-farmin’.
Many safery standatds are written in blood
They just did an eye transplant, so if that works out then the value will increase. Better stock up now!
FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Is this meme available in a lower resolution?
I_Miss_Daniel@kbin.social 1 year ago
Any worse and we'll think it's Colonel Sanders in the top left...
SaakoPaahtaa@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Uh what the hell even is that tho? Looks like a hipster-hitler
lemmy_get_my_coat@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Agreed - I hate that I can almost read the digits