Are you actually horny or do you just need a shit and it's pressing on your prostate?

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• SamXavia@kbin.run ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  WTF did I just read.

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  • Lag@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    You can’t even go one day without reading about shit pressing on prostates.

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    • SamXavia@kbin.run ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I've got like 2 years without reading stuff like that lol

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• Caligvla@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

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• MataVatnik@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Been there I get it. Trick is to rub one out while shitting

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  • ekky43@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

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  • Crackhappy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Even better is Blumpkin Time!

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• whyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  The challenge was 3days, how long have you been to holding it?!

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  • roo@lemmy.one ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Yeah, I’m slipping after 3 days. It’s like putting on beer goggles.

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    • t_jpeg@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Gets easier after day 7 trust me

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• FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  It’s concerning that you can’t tell the difference…

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  • intensely_human@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    oui

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• ultratiem@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

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• SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Today I jerked off and some semen touched my nipple so guys is my nipple gay?

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  • RogueBanana@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Do you shoot out like a fountain? How did it touch your nipple mate… Nvm don’t bother

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    • lightnsfw@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I’ve shot it over my head before…

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    • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      It’s been a couple days and I clenched really hard before I jizzed.

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• ivanafterall@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  It's actually both, thank you for asking.

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• UtMan1988@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  That’s what it’s there to do! It’s like asking “Did the door bell ring, or did someone hit the door bell button?”

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• Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Horny. I just took a shit so I know it’s not the other option.

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• Chariotwheel@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Germans watching Scheißeporn once again found an elegsnt solution to the problem.

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• ohlaph@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  If you have a scat fetish, it could be both.

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• downpunxx@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  does it matter

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  • t_jpeg@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Nothing matters 😔

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    • Alivrah@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Antimatters

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