Why are you suddenly in a rush? Life has clearly already passed you by.
Let's move this along, future boy
Submitted 8 months ago by m3t00@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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shatteredsword@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Apple watch owners making up stories to justify their purchase
Polar@lemmy.ca 8 months ago
How to make people envious of your amazing Apple product: tell them it wouldn’t work and caused an inconvenience for everyone.
anarchy79@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Then everyone clapped?
ezchili@iusearchlinux.fyi 8 months ago
they just like me fr
jennwiththesea@lemmy.world 8 months ago
This is the perfect level of grumpy old man.
WanderingCrow@lemmy.ca 8 months ago
Psythik@lemm.ee 8 months ago
I was expecting a Back to the Future gif…
Kiernian@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I heard the Elderly Man’s words in the voice of Kris Kristofferson’s Whistler character from the Blade movies.
Blastasaurus@lemm.ee 8 months ago
Terrific call. I definitely heard something similar!
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 8 months ago
OP’s a 21st century digital boy,
He can’t get through the line,
With his futuristic toys.
m3t00@lemmy.world 8 months ago
well that is at least a 4 yo joke. know a few apple types that would have the manager make it work with their expensive watch just because. Gpay which works now mostly, didn’t work half the time either. I still keep plastic handy. Target now has self-serve reversible checkouts which mostly don’t work. gl getting these to take cash. I couldn’t get this one to scan 3 items. call attendant, yeah I just left items there and walked out. love/hate tech. gl to future boy Image
Fizz@lemmy.nz 8 months ago
Hurry up slick
Moc@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Dawdle on your own time, sport
creditCrazy@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Honestly I wonder how well these PTP payments would work in my home state considering how now one used them and phones are infomas for not working on top of a lot of places being cash only so I can only imagine how few places can even except g pay
Blackmist@feddit.uk 8 months ago
Does it even use the mobile data for payment?
The establishment taking payment needs to communicate with their merchant provider (otherwise they’d never get their money), but I’m not sure that the phone does. It’s similar to contactless cards, but uses a different floor limit so you don’t need to enter a PIN, as it’s assumed that if you’ve unlocked the phone then you’re authorised to make payments.
creditCrazy@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Isn’t moble data the stuff your phone uses too communicate like the main reason why people don’t use their phones outside in my home state is due to how there’s a lot of dead zones where it can’t communicate no calls, texts or Internet connection. When travailing the only thing your phone really can do is play angry birds and take pictures because the environment is basically forcing your phone to be on airplane mode
eatthecake@lemmy.world 8 months ago
How many different payment methods does the world need? Is this efficiency or just another skimming scam lol
s_s@lemmy.one 8 months ago
Skimming works because it attacks 1980s technology.
Contactless is much more secure.
eatthecake@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I tend to view the finance industry as a bunch of skimmers. Funnel money through as many companies as possible so everyone gets a fee.
I was not thinking of security at all.
m3t00@lemmy.world 8 months ago
could give a flying f’ about punchline in title. must be a reddit aftertaste
m3t00@lemmy.world 8 months ago
news about shoplifting loses at all time highs. I’ve forgot a few things in the cart and walked out with them. arrest me. too short staffed to chase down self checkouts. no wonder MBA geniuses. spend a dollar to save a penny
Broodjefissa@lemmy.world 8 months ago
At this point your comments read like some distasteful AI
Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Bet he pays with a check.
greyhaven7@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Exact change
cantstopthesignal@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
Out of a coin purse
AllonzeeLV@lemmy.world 8 months ago
"What, your spaceship store is too good to accept my bear pelts and sifted gold pebbles as currency?!