Let's move this along, future boy

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• Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Bet he pays with a check.

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  • greyhaven7@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Exact change

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    • cantstopthesignal@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Out of a coin purse

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  • AllonzeeLV@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    "What, your spaceship store is too good to accept my bear pelts and sifted gold pebbles as currency?!

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• AllonzeeLV@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Why are you suddenly in a rush? Life has clearly already passed you by.

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  • wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Lmao

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• shatteredsword@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Apple watch owners making up stories to justify their purchase

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  • Polar@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    How to make people envious of your amazing Apple product: tell them it wouldn’t work and caused an inconvenience for everyone.

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    • anarchy79@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Then everyone clapped?

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    • ezchili@iusearchlinux.fyi ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      they just like me fr

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• jennwiththesea@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  This is the perfect level of grumpy old man.

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• WanderingCrow@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Image

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  • Psythik@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I was expecting a Back to the Future gif…

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• Kiernian@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I heard the Elderly Man’s words in the voice of Kris Kristofferson’s Whistler character from the Blade movies.

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  • Blastasaurus@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Terrific call. I definitely heard something similar!

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• Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  OP’s a 21st century digital boy,

  He can’t get through the line,

  With his futuristic toys.

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  • m3t00@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    well that is at least a 4 yo joke. know a few apple types that would have the manager make it work with their expensive watch just because. Gpay which works now mostly, didn’t work half the time either. I still keep plastic handy. Target now has self-serve reversible checkouts which mostly don’t work. gl getting these to take cash. I couldn’t get this one to scan 3 items. call attendant, yeah I just left items there and walked out. love/hate tech. gl to future boy Image

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• Fizz@lemmy.nz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Hurry up slick

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  • Moc@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Dawdle on your own time, sport

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• creditCrazy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Honestly I wonder how well these PTP payments would work in my home state considering how now one used them and phones are infomas for not working on top of a lot of places being cash only so I can only imagine how few places can even except g pay

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  • Blackmist@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Does it even use the mobile data for payment?

    The establishment taking payment needs to communicate with their merchant provider (otherwise they’d never get their money), but I’m not sure that the phone does. It’s similar to contactless cards, but uses a different floor limit so you don’t need to enter a PIN, as it’s assumed that if you’ve unlocked the phone then you’re authorised to make payments.

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    • creditCrazy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Isn’t moble data the stuff your phone uses too communicate like the main reason why people don’t use their phones outside in my home state is due to how there’s a lot of dead zones where it can’t communicate no calls, texts or Internet connection. When travailing the only thing your phone really can do is play angry birds and take pictures because the environment is basically forcing your phone to be on airplane mode

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• eatthecake@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  How many different payment methods does the world need? Is this efficiency or just another skimming scam lol

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  • s_s@lemmy.one ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Skimming works because it attacks 1980s technology.

    Contactless is much more secure.

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    • eatthecake@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I tend to view the finance industry as a bunch of skimmers. Funnel money through as many companies as possible so everyone gets a fee.

      I was not thinking of security at all.

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• m3t00@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  could give a flying f’ about punchline in title. must be a reddit aftertaste

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• m3t00@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  news about shoplifting loses at all time highs. I’ve forgot a few things in the cart and walked out with them. arrest me. too short staffed to chase down self checkouts. no wonder MBA geniuses. spend a dollar to save a penny

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  • Broodjefissa@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    At this point your comments read like some distasteful AI

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