You forgot “don’t say ‘thank you for pointing out that we were sending social security numbers to everyone who visits our website that anybody could stumble across,’ but rather ‘you will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law, hacker!’” Courtesy of the Missouri Department of Education.
Ya gotta keep up with the times!
Submitted 9 months ago by Godric@lemmy.world to programmer_humor@programming.dev
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alr@programming.dev 9 months ago
bestnerd@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Old ERP is Microsoft dynamics isn’t it?
xoggy@programming.dev 9 months ago
I couldn’t tell you. It’s our internal systems after all.
navi@lemmy.tespia.org 9 months ago
Still better than SharePoint.
goatshartz@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Ah hem… it’s business central now, and all bugs have totally been worked out - stable AF 🫠
fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
More likely a single Excel file somewhere on the network shared by the entire company. It’s grrrrreat!
conorab@lemmy.conorab.com 9 months ago
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Matcraftou@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Especially the last one got me choking on air
simonced@lemmy.one 9 months ago
lol, MD5 is NOT a secure password algorithm…
sip@programming.dev 9 months ago
woosh
fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
Next thing, you gonna tell us SSLv3 isn’t military grade?!
SirQuackTheDuck@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Exactly, real infosec engineers use crc32
kubica@kbin.social 9 months ago
Exactly, real infosec engineers use crc32
strlen FTW
MonkderZweite@feddit.ch 9 months ago
You can do that in public announcements if you want to. I don’t do public announcements, so shu up.
Shard@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Have you seen the one where the company says we shouldn’t use the terms male/female in a technical setting because it implies only 2 genders and apparently genders exist on some sort of spectrum?
So I emailed HR to ask for alternative suggestions and if I had permission to ports and connectors as penis and vagina connectors. I think this will be an important discussion because the have the director of HR, legal and my manager scheduled for a meeting next week.
MrAlex@kbin.social 9 months ago
I love trolling over silly policy decisions!
Joking aside, I think "insertive" and "receptive" work just fine while also being more technically accurate.
Shard@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Joking aside I have no dog in this fight. Just tell me what to call it.
Although its a pain in the ass because I work in a country where english is a second language. And technical terms are all borrowed from English. So it may get hilarious when we have to write purchase specs or give instructions to our vendors. They’ll be scratching their heads for a bit.
SkyeStarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 months ago
male/female did always seem weird to me to call plugs. It would be better if they were just called insertive/receptive. It’s much more self-explanatory and appropriate.
5redie8@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
At least were not still using IDE…
alr@programming.dev 9 months ago
NEMA has called them “plugs” and “receptacles” for decades.
Shard@lemmy.world 9 months ago
What about mechanical components like pipe connectors?
cdn.shopify.com/…/male-vs-female-fitting_large.jp…
SomeoneSomewhere@lemmy.nz 9 months ago
Incidentally, there’s a reasonably wide range of connectors that don’t fit traditional identities. Some, like most USB connectors, have a situation where there’s a male prong in the middle of a ‘female’ connector.
Others, like Anderson Powerpole, are fully self-mating.
amanaftermidnight@lemmy.world 9 months ago
A little role-reversal play 😳