These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise. Its ongoing mission... yadda yadda yadda.

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• Stampela@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  What is the deal with those Borg? They want to “assimilate”. Fine! Come to earth, we have centuries of tv to show you! See how they’ll run away then…

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  • teft@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I don’t want to be a pirate.

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    • JWBananas@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I AM NOT A JOLLY PIRATE!

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• xantoxis@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  No way is george a Geordi. Analytical, cool, reserved?

  George is one of the Ferengi for sure.

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  • Son_of_dad@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

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    • cheery_coffee@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      he was already forgotten, my friend

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  • WarmSoda@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Seinfeld would be definitely be Data. He’s always questioning why people do things.

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    • The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Geordi, may I ask you a question?

      I have noticed that humans at car rental companies sometimes take reservations, but they don’t always hold the car. Why is that? Surely anyone could take reservations.

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  • Kowowow@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I think newman would be great ferengi there was the episode where him and kramar tried to make extra money off taking recycling somewhere else plus he’s got to be the most petty character

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  • MajorHavoc@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I want to see an EMH modeled after George.

    "So I say, ‘State the nature of the medical emergency.’ You know what he says?! He says ‘you always say that.’ So I said, ‘I always say that because it needs said!’

    “Did you really say that?”

    “No. I thought of it on the transporter pad on the way over.”

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• Son_of_dad@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  i.imgur.com/yTeJuan.png

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  • The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    What, really?!

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    • OrangeJoe@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      You weren’t aware he had a guest spot on an episode of voyager? Well, then yes, really.

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    • JWBananas@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      He’s also in Prodigy

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• someguy3@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  You yadda yadda’d over the best part.

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  • LoamImprovement@beehaw.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    No, I mentioned the voyages.

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• Stamets@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Thanks. I hate it. Also the Kramer panel really has like 15 levels of irony when you think about it.

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• cantstopthesignal@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Elaine looks a lot like Marina Sirtis

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  • acockworkorange@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    She would look mighty fine in her uniform.

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  • The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Yeah, they didn’t have to change much for her.

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• pimento64@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  “I’m not a racist, that’s what’s so insane about this.”

  “Fifty years we’d have you upside down with a fucking d’k tahg up your ass! You can talk, you can talk, you’re brave now motherfucker! Throw his ass out, he’s a spoonhead! HE’S A SPOONHEAD! HE’S A SPOONHEAD! A SPOONHEAD, LOOK, THERE’S A SPOONHEAD!”

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• Dagwood222@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Elaine as Janeway.

  Jerry as Dr. Bashir

  George as Chief O’Brian

  Kramer as Sisko

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• HodgePodge@hexbear.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  blursed

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