Submitted 1 year ago by L4s@lemmy.world [bot] to technology@lemmy.world
Space junk is on the rise, and no one is in charge of cleaning it up | There are at least 100 bags of human waste on the surface of the Moon.::There are at least 100 bags of human waste on the surface of the Moon.
Many eons from now, some future species will find our shit on the moon and conclude that bacteria created their own space program.
Not far off, ey? (ZING!)
Scientist bacteria, 600 million years ago:
“So it looks like the most efficient way to reach the moon is to train our pet eucaryotes to assemble into meat robots that will do all the heavy lifting, while we ride along inside them.”
Out of all types of space junk, I’d be least worried about stuff on the surface of the moon. If anything, these piles of human waste contain the gut bacteria of the astronauts and was exposed to decades of radiation, temperatures and extreme conditions. It will be an interesting thing to study once they’ll be able to create a research lunar base.
I’m not too worried about junk on the Moon, it’s not going anywhere. Space junk is an issue though, but it’s the objects in orbit that are the problem.
Still less shit than the sidewalks in my street
Okay, how is there that many bags on the moon? Were the astronaut shitting dozens of times, or did they use the poop knife and divide it up?
12 men have visited the surface of the moon, so each would have to shit, piss or puke in a bag fewer than 10 times per visit to make 100.
They were lazy dog walker who left them behind for someone else
Build a moon trebuchet, and fling that shit into the sun
100 Republican politicians on the moon, you say? I guess it’s a start 🤷
So what if in like 1000 years, a mound builds, and we decide we need to get rid of that mound and just launch a rocket or something at it to send it into space. Then the poo collects in space and forms a satellite around the moon so we can have a poo moon for the moon.
we are already the poo moon
If space has one thing it is lots of space.
That’s future fertilizer to be used on the upcoming moon farms.
This is the best summary I could come up with:
With more countries landing on the Moon, people back on Earth will have to think about what happens to all the landers, waste, and miscellaneous debris left on the lunar surface and in orbit.
“It’s going to be like an interstate highway, at rush hour in a snowstorm, with everyone driving much too fast,” space launch expert Johnathan McDowell told Space.com.
The clutter in Earth’s orbit includes defunct spacecraft, spent rocket boosters, and items discarded by astronauts, such as a glove, a wrench, and a toothbrush.
The United Nations Outer Space Treaty of 1967 says that no country can “own” the Moon or any part of it and that celestial bodies should only be used for peaceful purposes.
However, the United States, Russia, and China never signed it, and in 2016 the US Congress created a law that unleashed the American commercial space industry with very few restrictions.
The lead author of a Nature article arguing for a global commons filed an amicus brief—a type of outside comment offering support or expertise—on a case that went to the US Court of Appeals for the District of Columbia Circuit in late 2021.
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tasty4skin@lemmy.world 1 year ago
forgive me for not caring too much but 100 bags of waste on the moon is not only nothing, but there’s not even an environment to destroy there. i’ll worry about moon waste after we start taking care of all the waste here on earth that’s actually affecting us.
astropenguin5@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Yeah I’m not sure what the point about the moon waste is considering it’s likely inside the remainins of lunar landers. The real space junk is all the stuff in LEO that will cause problems with satellites and such in the near future
kill_dash_nine@lemm.ee 1 year ago
In all likelihood, it’s actually quite literally just in bags sitting on the moon as I am pretty sure that at least the early LM designs didn’t have external storage compartments where it could be stored in considering the ascent stages left the moon.
wagoner@infosec.pub 1 year ago
I always try to think of these things at their greater extreme left unchecked, in order to evaluate if it’s worth caring about. How about when there are so many bags and abandoned transport equipment that it becomes hard to find a safe place to land?
ShakeThatYam@lemmy.world 1 year ago
For that to even remotely be an issue there would need to be millions of moon landings. If we reach that point we could probably easily yeet our fecal waste into deep space if we needed to.
imgonnatrythis@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Uggh, the anti-space argument is always the same. “Let’s focus on earth first” Earth is always going to have problems, this mindset gets us nowhere. It’s not like the people thinking about the space poop problem would all be hard at work solving earth poop problems if they weren’t allowed to think about space waste. These things are so incredibly not mutually exclusive. Furthermore, it’s entirely possible that some out of box thinking about how to manage moon waste ends up making for a creative solution for earth waste management that has a huge impact. Perhaps we need little packets of genetically modified yeast placed in moon poop bags to eat up the waste, and it turns out that putting that in Portapotties helps with odor, decontamination and insect burden. Who knows. It’s never too soon to seriously start thinking about space problems.
jon@lemdro.id 1 year ago
You will know us by the trail of our rubbish.
SmashingSquid@notyour.rodeo 1 year ago
Stuff ars publishes from other sources (especially wired) usually isn’t worth reading.
Astroturfed@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Yes, we should shoot all the trash directly ay the moon. It would be better than what we’re doing now…