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I would like to solve the puzzle

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Submitted ⁨⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • criss_cross@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    For anyone else that was a fan of Seanbaby in the cracked.com hey days he and Robert Brockway started a site called 1-900-Hotdog back in 2021.

    1900hotdog.com

    It’s great. They have a proper rotation of people now.

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  • owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    BUZZ

    “Sorry, that’s incorrect. owenfromcanada?”

    “I’d like to solve the puzzle. BROILING. UP. WEINERS. AND. DURIAN.”

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    • dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Bzz bzz!

      That is incorrect.

      Dream_weasel?

      “I’d like to solve the puzzle: Slipping in mustard and crying”

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  • ignotum@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Times are rough when even dentists have to supplement their income with OnlyWee

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    • SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      No wonder I didn’t find him on PeeInterest.

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      • lauha@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Have you tried TwinkedIn?

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  • homes@piefed.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I was getting major dental work done the other day, I found out that I probably partied with my dentist when we were teenagers, and I sold her her first fake ID. it was a very strange experience.

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    • Bakkoda@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      My dentist is married to my wife’s bff. My dentist and I have become bffs. It’s pretty sweet.

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      • homes@piefed.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        The whole reason I even went to this dentist office is because the main dentist was my younger brother’s BFF when they were kids. The last time I saw him, he was 14, and they were playing PlayStation. But I didn’t get to see him the other day because he was out of town, which is why I end up seeing his partner. Lol.

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    • pmk@piefed.ca ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I ran into my dentist at a bar once. She came up to me, very drunk, and said/shouted: “Do you realize who I am? I am your dentist! Now I’m going to have a mojito, because that’s what all old hags drink!” and then she wandered off. Unrelated, but when I am in the dentists chair, she always lean over so my head is sort of resting against or between her breasts a little. It’s subtle enough that I don’t know if it’s more inappropriate in itself, or if it would be more inappropriate to make her aware of it.

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    • rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I don’t think my new dentist was born yet when I was a teenager.

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  • BootyEnthusiast@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I once ran into my dentist at Stater Bros and I smiled at him but didn’t show any teeth because I was ashamed

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