4th dimensional jokes

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• csolisr@hub.azkware.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I had a joke on the new particle the CERN found, but I've been advised the topic is too heavy

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  • Neptr@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Steins;Gate?

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    • csolisr@hub.azkware.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I wish, just the good ol' CERN: home.cern/news/news/physics/lh…

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• rockerface@lemmy.cafe ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I have a neutrino joke I wanted to tell, but the punchline is almost impossible to spot

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  • rollin@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    This actually made me laugh out loud, it’s so fucking irredeemably awful 😂

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    • rockerface@lemmy.cafe ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Thanks, I had to go through a giant tank of water to spot this one

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• Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I see a photon joke coming.

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• SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I have a joke about Higgs Boson, but it doesn’t have mass appeal.

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  • SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I have a charm quark joke, but it might sound strange

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• Atherel@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I have a UDP joke but you may not get it.

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• neidu3@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I’d tell you a joke about brown dwarves, but it’s kinda dark…

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• Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I had a joke about gravity, but I think it’ll let you down.

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• X@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Someone once told me an airplane joke, but it flew right over my head.

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  • lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Living next to an airport will do that to you

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• BillyClark@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  You can observe that this dark matter joke is funny:

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• JoShmoe@ani.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I had a joke about superposition, but it never sounds the same.

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• marcos@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  It doesn’t matter what time you think it’s the right one, the black hole will get it anyway.

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• Apepollo11@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I’d tell a reduction reaction joke, but I want to stay positive.

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• ChicoSuave@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I’ve got a graviton joke, but don’t want the mood to get too heavy.

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• Scubus@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I’ve got a photon joke, but I’m not sure you’d see the humor.

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