A cat’s tongue on a penis does not sound like a good time.
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Submitted 2 months ago by ickplant@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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samus12345@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
edgemaster72@lemmy.world 2 months ago
SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
I can’t remember, was that before or after the office?
FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Me taking my catboy to the vet
blinfabian@feddit.nl 2 months ago
me being the catboy: 🐈
affenlehrer@feddit.org 2 months ago
How does he know?
troot@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
If I have a guess, the cat is hospitalized for peeing or renal problems.
affenlehrer@feddit.org 2 months ago
Ok but it also implies that there’s historical data about normal / average amounts of penis licking.
JustJack23@slrpnk.net 2 months ago
It tastes different
elvith@feddit.org 2 months ago
I mean, of I could lick mine…
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Maybe you just haven’t tried hard enough.
elvith@feddit.org 2 months ago
tries it
Now I’m a sexual perpetuum mobile!
FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
I get Shane Dawson vibes
arrow74@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
We had the vet remove our cat’s penis. Problem solved.
And to be fair it was the vet’s idea
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 2 months ago
“why are you so angry Mr Fluffy?” the human asked, as Mr Fluffy removed the humans other eye with his claw
Slovene85@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Where
are my testiclesis my penis Summer?
Gaja0@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
We went through this recently. His bladder got blocked twice by crystals. He couldn’t pass them the first time. They cleared them and then put him on medicated food. He blocked again and we got then cleared again. The third time they got blocked, the cut his penis in half and stitched each half to his butt so he could pass his own crystals.
Before all this, he was licking a lot due to discomfort. We were fast in taking him to the vet when he couldn’t pass fluids. Anything longer than a couple of days and his kidneys could have failed.
arrow74@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Similar story, but the way our vet explained it is they removed the penis entirely and rerouted the urethra and widened the opening. He pees like a girl cat now basically.
Maybe we’re explaining the same surgery, but our vets explained it differently to us
billwashere@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Damn I haven’t laughed this hard at a post in a long time.
usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
For the vet’s it’s just been the usual amount
gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Well looky who’s back for her rabies booster! Come on over here and give ol’ Doctor McFadden a little sandy! 😚