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• usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  For the vet’s it’s just been the usual amount

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  • gigastasio@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Well looky who’s back for her rabies booster! Come on over here and give ol’ Doctor McFadden a little sandy! 😚

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• samus12345@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  A cat’s tongue on a penis does not sound like a good time.

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  • edgemaster72@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I’m gonna make my tongue like sandpaper 0:49

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    • SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      I can’t remember, was that before or after the office?

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• FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Me taking my catboy to the vet

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  • blinfabian@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    me being the catboy: 🐈

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• affenlehrer@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  How does he know?

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  • troot@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    If I have a guess, the cat is hospitalized for peeing or renal problems.

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    • affenlehrer@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Ok but it also implies that there’s historical data about normal / average amounts of penis licking.

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  • JustJack23@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    It tastes different

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• elvith@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I mean, of I could lick mine…

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Maybe you just haven’t tried hard enough.

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    • elvith@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      tries it

      Now I’m a sexual perpetuum mobile!

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• FreshLight@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I get Shane Dawson vibes

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• arrow74@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  We had the vet remove our cat’s penis. Problem solved.

  And to be fair it was the vet’s idea

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  • wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    “why are you so angry Mr Fluffy?” the human asked, as Mr Fluffy removed the humans other eye with his claw

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    • Slovene85@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Where are my testicles is my penis Summer?

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  • Gaja0@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    We went through this recently. His bladder got blocked twice by crystals. He couldn’t pass them the first time. They cleared them and then put him on medicated food. He blocked again and we got then cleared again. The third time they got blocked, the cut his penis in half and stitched each half to his butt so he could pass his own crystals.

    Before all this, he was licking a lot due to discomfort. We were fast in taking him to the vet when he couldn’t pass fluids. Anything longer than a couple of days and his kidneys could have failed.

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    • arrow74@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Similar story, but the way our vet explained it is they removed the penis entirely and rerouted the urethra and widened the opening. He pees like a girl cat now basically.

      Maybe we’re explaining the same surgery, but our vets explained it differently to us

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• billwashere@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Damn I haven’t laughed this hard at a post in a long time.

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