Some plant aliens land and discover the air itself gets them pregnant from all the pollen freely flying around from such numerous and primitive plant life. Terra is the plant equivalent of an unbridled sex planet.
great grandaddy bur oak
Submitted 2 months ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 2 months ago
DeltaWingDragon@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
I’ve got a relevant SMBC for that
starman2112@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Xenophytophilia is my favorite word in the English language
Psaldorn@lemmy.world 2 months ago
If you like the idea of alien plant based fiction check out Semiosis by Sue Burke. Recommend going in blind
Barrymore@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Or the Infected trilogy by Scott Sigler
Psaldorn@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Ooh, I’ll add it to the list
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 months ago
What would happen if I crossbred with citrus? 🤔
the_mighty_kracken@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I once had a short-lived romance with a Hanks Hard Lemonade
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 2 months ago
Doctors hate this one simple trick
blackbrook@mander.xyz 2 months ago
Serious question: I know many oaks can crossbreed with each other, but do oaks actually crossbreed with non-oaks?
huf@hexbear.net 2 months ago
they can apparently even crossbreed with professors!
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 2 months ago
then they will try to domesticate us. I’ve read the literature
Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 2 months ago
Oak go bur
Phoenix3875@lemmy.world 2 months ago
How do you know if this hasn’t happened already?
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Dendrologists: [heavy breathing]
In all seriousness, isn’t it pretty unlikely that alien life could interbreed with terran life even if they also used DNA with the same bases?
ajmaxwell@lemmy.world 2 months ago
We won’t know until we try
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Scientist 1: “How are things coming along with our test subjects?”
Scientist 2: “I don’t know, it’s about time to check back in with them.”
Scientist 2: “Hey, Mike? How’s it going?”
Mike: “Not too bad. There have been some challenges, but I think we got a few things worked out.”
Scientist 2: “Oh…my. was that it’s–”
Mike: “No, I don’t think so, but it seems like it was mutually enjoyable, though, so write that down.”
[Trilling noises in the background]
marcos@lemmy.world 2 months ago
It’s extremely unlikely that their DNA has the same translation semantics into proteins.
Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net 2 months ago
Not unless there is a common ancestor, which is theoretically possible. But yeah, extremely unlikely.
thedeadwalking4242@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Incredibly. Even very closely related organisms can have a hard time breeding
Noodle07@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I know I’m having a hard time breeding
blackbrook@mander.xyz 2 months ago
Well it seems safe to say it’s at least as unlikely as a terran species being able to breed with some randomly selected other terran species.
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Even when possible, it’s often inadvisable as we learned from the monkapotamus in Drew Carey’s famous documentary: youtu.be/BLbJC7LeC8E