Evilsandwichman

@Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨LG's new stretchable display can grow by 50%, bendy panels can be deformed into new form factors⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s okay I guess; when are they planning on making products that don’t suck?

  I got five air conditioners from them years back for an old house I lived in, and they all busted at the same time. I got a DVD rewriter from them which also busted. I got a TV from them a short while ago and it’s also busted. Literally the only product I ever got from them that didn’t bust (yet!) was a fridge. I wouldn’t have bought the TV either if it wasn’t somewhat cheap, well-sized and 4K (8K?).

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Be a rebel, pick up trash.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Um, I think trying to swallow a whole bottle like that may present bigger problems

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A decline in arable land⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This isn’t arable land, this is Europble land!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Butterfly Man⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The stalked has become the stalker

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Climate change⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m confused; is the joke here that if America gets submerged that we’d just simply colonize the rest of the world?

  (cause too close to reality for comfort)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hasbro CEO Says AI Will Become Core Part of Dungeons & Dragons⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  When it’s not a marketing team bumbling things up, you instead surrender the creativity to someone’s fickle whims.

  I’m sure this is going to go about as well as the star citizen’s devs (or owner) choosing to go with the crysis engine for their massive game on a whim.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Slapping Chicken⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  And for the bio/kin/nursing/premed students: how much would need to be amputated?

  Hi there! I’m a certified surgeon in my DnD roleplay and I can safely say you’ve just amputated your own arm at that speed at just below the shoulder!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Slapping Chicken⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  If you could cook a chicken that fast with one slap, wouldn’t it be disintegrated from the force of the blow?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Israel Just Killed Another American in the West Bank. Will the U.S. Ever Respond?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Go where? She went to Beita, a Palestinian town where residents there invited her; you know who wasn’t supposed to be in this Palestinian town? The IDF

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Israel Just Killed Another American in the West Bank. Will the U.S. Ever Respond?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You mean the TURKISH American of TURKISH origin whose ethnically TURKISH? Why yes, I’ve heard of the TURKISH American who happened to die when nearby forces happened to open fire, on the TURKISH American of TURKISH ethnicity who TURKISH TURKISH TURKISH

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Peak Fantasy⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  if flat earthers would just write books

  Yup, if Pratchett had been born thirty or forty years later we would have gotten unhinged twitter rants instead of discworld

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Enemies of glory have no honor⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  All I can think is that reactionaries could have had a field day with this and used this as evidence that women shouldn’t be boxing, but racism > misogyny

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Enemies of glory have no honor⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  She got to legally punch some of those losers in the face (in the ring); I would imagine that was also satisfying.

  Hey Rowling, go a few rounds with her.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨NASA Ping⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Please don’t compare a state of the art computer with some lousy toy they fired into outer space

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Russian warships arrive in Cuba in show of force⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Boromir: One does not simply walk into Mordor

  Russia: swaggers into Mordor

  Hoo boy the orcs and goblins are going to be hooting and hollering.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Russian warships arrive in Cuba in show of force⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  TIL running away means going right up in to your enemy’s face

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Netris is an open-source cloud gaming platform with Stadia-like features using Proton⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Any chance their name was inspired by that famous game, Nacman?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I mean have they seen our stipends⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  ‘Do do’, hehehehehe (yes I’m juvenile)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A bot in Tekken 8 is demolishing players by only pressing one button over and over⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Just saw a match between the bot and someone who made his Feng character look like Hitler, and I was glad to see at least the viewers wanted the Hitler looking Feng to lose; gamers possibly getting better?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Let π = 5⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  They’re rounding down

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨this one goes out to the arts & humanities⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean they’re kind of succeeding; with AI art, people no longer have to settle with Picasso looking artwork.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨launch him anyway⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Can’t they use a ladder?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Guess which game?⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’d say Diablo 4 but none of the times presented there would be even half as long as it takes to hit max level.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨really makes you think...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Um…you can, they’re called doors

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨abandonware empires⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Hey, thanks for the links! These got my childhood in them!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨abandonware empires⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  It was so hard for me to grasp at some point over a decade earlier that in the past, in the middle ages and earlier for example, that people would publish all these educational books…and none of the info was copyrighted; literally anyone could find some book published by some random Greek or Arab person and just take all the knowledge, and release their own stuff that just freely builds on the knowledge contained within, or that inventions could be copied by anyone and no one was like ‘pay me for my brilliance’.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨abandonware empires⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  God, back when I was a kid my father used to be against me playing video games so I’d have to find some free way to game and I just lived on abandonware games. I downloaded games that were either kind of old and came out around the mid-90’s or even earlier, or had just been abandoned; that and a ton of gaming on emulators.

  So many fun old games, sooooo many fun old games. Also lots and lots of ASCII rpg games, lots and lots of ASCII rpg games.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Martin Scorsese urges filmmakers to fight comic book movie culture: ‘We’ve got to save cinema’⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Awkward

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is Netflix's One Piece good?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I saw a clip of it, and watching an actual actor say ‘gum gum’ was…embarrassing

  I still want to watch it, but probably more to laugh at it than with it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I can't believe Dredd (2012) is over ten years old⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  This movie had marketing?

  I loved the movie but I thought there was no marketing for it to be honest; I literally discovered the movie existed by accident when I was passing through the theater and saw a movie poster for it and decided I had to see it that night. I loved the movie but they could’ve advertised its existence a lot better.