german bedtime stories be like

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• FishFace@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Wtf is that translation

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• Prunebutt@slrpnk.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Original?

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  • einfach_orangensaft@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    yes its janosch, here is the full orginal page in german

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• yermaw@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  20p says the glowing button kills him and he presses it first

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  • Wrufieotnak@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The translation is a bit off, OP posted the original German version and there it said that the king says not to press the red button, the one that destroys the whole world. So you are right that pressing the button will kill him too.

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    • LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      What are you going to do, kill me?

      proceeds to mash button like 80 times

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• Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  “Well thats enough storys for tonight children goodnight”

  children have existential dread

  They grow up so fastDOTwave

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  • anomnom@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    My mom did this to us with the Butter Battle Book in the 80s. Nothing like trying to fall asleep with visions of a nuclear holocaust in your head.

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• daannii@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Neil De Grass Tyson posted a video a few days ago about this topic.

  I found it … honestly I’m not sure what emotion to say.

  Somber, maybe.

  Pessimistic.

  Disappointed in humans as a species.

  But I still recommend it.

  “A scientists view of war” youtu.be/XI9NG068TwI

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• DickFiasco@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Now I gotta read the rest of this story.

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  • einfach_orangensaft@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    here u go, sorry it kinda messed up the order while uploading

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    • DickFiasco@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Thank you!

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