If Programmers are wizards then what are Computer Architects?

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• fraksken@infosec.pub ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Sourcerers

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  • cheese_greater@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    What sourcery is this??

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    • Venator@lemmy.nz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Open sourcery

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• Tja@programming.dev ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  As an Architect myself… we are the bureucrats from the ministry of magic that create the rules of use, and issue the 27 different permits.

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  • bluemoon@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    thank you

    where do i declare my taxes to you

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    • Tja@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      We already get the taxes automatically 😁

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• ExtremeDullard@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Computers architects are like real architects: they’re paid more to design buildings but they don’t know how to lay bricks.

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  • XiELEd@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Hmm… What about Computer Engineers?

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    • ExtremeDullard@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Most computer engineers are only engineers in the original sense of railway engineer: they throw coal in the fire to run the engine.

      Real engineers (with an engineering degree) are called “senior software engineer”

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    • lime@feddit.nu ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      personally, it means i’m allowed to build hardware. not that i could, because nobody wants that so i have no experience in it, but i’m allowed to.

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    • snooggums@piefed.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      They don’t know how to lay bricks either.

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• KokusnussRitter@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Artificiers?

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• aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  If they fix broken components, necromancers.

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• Lexam@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  “Well my boy, wizards come in many varieties and flavors” said the old dragon to the little boy.

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• DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Also wizards but with more ritual spells

  Hope this helps

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• litchralee@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Castle builders

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• trolololol@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Clearly alchemists. Manipulate metals and rocks to build chips. Soooo, alchemists.

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• j4k3@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  NDA’s

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• PieMePlenty@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  The circle of elders. Long beards, live in seclusion in monasteries, celibate… you know the type.

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• rafaelfcsouza@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  It depends. There are tradeoffs.

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Warlocks.

  Or the eldridtch beings that they bind to.

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• fallaciousBasis@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Gods.

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