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The reason why the US president loves McDonald's so much is simply because he's a world-class narcissist and it sounds like it's named after him. That's it.

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨northernlights@lemmy.today⁩ to ⁨showerthoughts@lemmy.world⁩

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  • givesomefucks@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    It’s because he’s paranoid about being poisoned…

    Long before he was president he’d send people “undercover” to buy large amounts of fast food, then he’d eat a random portion. I suspect he even has others eat from the total first. That’s why he always serves to cold to sports teams and the like. He’s used to the crazy delays it comes with, he’s likely never had it fresh.

    It’s also why he’s so fat. If everytime you ate it was from a pile of cold fast food and even after full there’s a pile left, anyone would over eat and become as obese as trump. That would take a godawful amount of willpower to resist, but constantly caving to cravings would fundamentally rewire your brain.

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    • northernlights@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I don’t buy it… Certainly the kitchens in the white house have a whole security process to guarantee the procurement chain wasn’t tainted.

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      • givesomefucks@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        And even then he could do that with any food place that doesn’t display his name.

        This has been happening since the 80s…

        Now it’s completely unavoidable, unless it’s someone close to you that manages to do it to the pile at the last second.

        Like, I’m not saying trump is rational, I’m explaining his irrational logic for why he got used to it.

        Anywhere in the country and most of the planet, someone can go buy $200 worth of McDonald’s and delivery it in under an hour. It’s what he’s used to

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      • hansolo@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        He actually has a number of weird idiosyncratic tendencies, and the consistency and randomness of getting something pre-made means no one can spit in your food.

        Also, he’s old enough that McDonalds used to be good during his impressionable years. Maybe the “Donald” part helped, but it a bigger mental issue than just the name.

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    • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Paranoid of being poisoned so he eats garbage that is very likely contaminated with spit and/or semen?

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      • over_clox@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        And cholesterol, microplastics, sawdust, the blood of the children, all those tasty ingredients…

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    • THE_GR8_MIKE@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Bro is in full nazi dictator mode. Not that we didn’t know that, but wow. Even more proof.

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    • finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      He has no willpower because he’s never had to exercise it.

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  • over_clox@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I’m just gonna drop this link here, back when they had $1 burgers…

    www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4QNXnNftWk

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    • northernlights@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Lol, surreal.

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      • DagwoodIII@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        When I was a kid growing up in New York City he was in the local papers more often than Charlie Brown and Snoopy.

        A model once said that she got paid $25,000.00 every time she posed for pictures, and Donald loved the camera more than she did.

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  • TemplaerDude@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    It’s also because he’s a fat fucking piece of shit and a pedophile.

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  • Apytele@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    No it’s because he’s too cheap to even hire a catering company and his first lay or first daughter or whoever isn’t even up to faking the while party hostess part of that role to even bother hiring an event planner to do it for her.

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  • FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    He’s probably getting paid for all the endorsements too.

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  • Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Yeah I think the name is a factor.

    The other factor is simplicity, it’s a very American brand that is iconic.

    It’s also what poor people eat, I think some part of him understands the value of being relatable, ironically though this doesn’t make him relatable.

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  • stoly@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Apparently he’s long believed that people want to poison him and thinks that fast food makes him anonymous and therefore not a target.

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  • sveltecider@lemmy.ca ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Idc what anyone says, I love a junior chicken.

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  • ObtuseDoorFrame@lemmy.zip ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    This post breaks rule 3, please report it.

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