I mean why not?

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• RiceMunk@sopuli.xyz ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Late-stage capitalist trolley problem:

  There’s a trolley, but no one is one the tracks. Do you:

  a) Allow the trolley to pass by without incident, and thus rob the medical industry of its paycheck for stiching you back up

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  b) Jump in front of the trolley and get injured, but thus also delay its arrival to its destination and thus rob the trolley company shareholders of profits due to missing customers

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  • Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Late-stage capitalist problem:

    There’s tracks, but trolly service was defunded as it wasn’t profitable. Now everyone spends thousands per year to maintain a car.

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  • stupidcasey@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    This problem only works if the user has insurance, and obviously he shouldn’t have that because it could be profit, the obvious answer is to jump on the track to get that profit back to the corporations.

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• HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  excuse me but me jumping onto the tracks removes a problem. this has been studied by medicine.

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• Fear_and_loathing@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Is this in reference to ICE and Renee Good, because I think we know what that ICE agent decided? Create a problem so they can pull the trigger.

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  It wouldn’t be MY problem, at least 🤷‍♂️

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  • idegenszavak@sh.itjust.works ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Actually it would solve all my problems

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• WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Yep, sounds like something I do every day.

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• stupidcasey@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  No, but if this was the Fat guy I would push him on the track

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• eli@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Reminds me of my workplace (I’m the trolley and others are jumping on the tracks)

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• MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  My Belgian step-neighbor did this in Cameroon once and everyone was so mad, they wrote instrumental songs about him for years. They were the most beautiful songs in the world, unfortunately they were lost to time and I never got to hear them.

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