It wouldn’t be MY problem, at least 🤷♂️
I mean why not?
Submitted 3 weeks ago by NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org to [deleted]
https://feddit.org/pictrs/image/14b0a1c5-9b04-4878-8220-b5d4a73678a9.jpeg
Comments
Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 weeks ago
idegenszavak@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Actually it would solve all my problems
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
All my problems become someone else’s! And many of them become worse!
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
excuse me but me jumping onto the tracks removes a problem. this has been studied by medicine.
MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
My Belgian step-neighbor did this in Cameroon once and everyone was so mad, they wrote instrumental songs about him for years. They were the most beautiful songs in the world, unfortunately they were lost to time and I never got to hear them.
eli@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Reminds me of my workplace (I’m the trolley and others are jumping on the tracks)
Sunflier@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
With the big money controlling everything, it’d be a cheaper way to go out than bankrupting your estate with a hospital bill and denial of care from insurance.
Fear_and_loathing@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Is this in reference to ICE and Renee Good, because I think we know what that ICE agent decided? Create a problem so they can pull the trigger.
Sunflier@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I wonder what her estate is doing.
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
Yep, sounds like something I do every day.
AA5B@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
No, I’ll publish opinion articles about trolleys causing problems, blame some marginalized group like homeless, and organize protests, appeals to politicians. NOW the trolleys got a real problem
Hupf@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
☕
Biobaron@discuss.tchncs.de 3 weeks ago
Knowing myself, I’ll stumble and the problem will arise all by itself.
w3ird_sloth@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Hijack the trolley. If it goes under 5mph, it blows up.
dumbass@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
Nah, I’d just whinge about it untill the train derailed itself.
stupidcasey@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
No, but if this was the Fat guy I would push him on the track
RiceMunk@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
Late-stage capitalist trolley problem:
There’s a trolley, but no one is one the tracks. Do you:
a) Allow the trolley to pass by without incident, and thus rob the medical industry of its paycheck for stiching you back up
or
b) Jump in front of the trolley and get injured, but thus also delay its arrival to its destination and thus rob the trolley company shareholders of profits due to missing customers
Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz 3 weeks ago
Late-stage capitalist problem:
There’s tracks, but trolly service was defunded as it wasn’t profitable. Now everyone spends thousands per year to maintain a car.
romanticremedy@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
Ah yes car centric hell
probablymissing@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
america laughtrack
Sunflier@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
The real late-stage-capitalism problem: suicide is the ecconomic way to go out than have your estate end in bankruptcy because healthcare is just so damn expensive and insurance is insensitived to deny coverage.
gandalf_der_12te@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
Broken Window Fallacy
stupidcasey@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
This problem only works if the user has insurance, and obviously he shouldn’t have that because it could be profit, the obvious answer is to jump on the track to get that profit back to the corporations.