It doesn’t seem wise to steal from an armed man already on the wrong side of the law…
Bro caught slippin
Submitted 9 hours ago by GreenDust@lemmings.world to [deleted]
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clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 7 hours ago
sem@piefed.blahaj.zone 6 hours ago
He is incapacitated
clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 5 hours ago
For now!
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 hours ago
Scoop that mp-5
lagoon8622@sh.itjust.works 40 minutes ago
Doesn’t look like there’s anything wrong with those kicks either, since we’re here and all
ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
For someone passed out they still have good trigger discipline.
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
Another great argument for the second amendment in the US.
QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 5 hours ago
i don’t get it, is this sarcasm?
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
How could I have made it more obvious?
trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
What is that sentence even supposed to mean? Did I have a stroke?
Carmakazi@piefed.social 9 hours ago
“My [drug dealer] is [feeling the effects] of a [Percocet 30mg] so I stole a quantity of fifteen [hand pressed 10mg oxycodone tablets] and absconded with my loot.”
pirateKaiser@sh.itjust.works 9 hours ago
words.zip
Impressive level of compression!
Pringles@sopuli.xyz 8 hours ago
To abscond should be in more peoples vocabulary.
kayzeekayzee@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 hours ago
thank you Spamton~
Hond@piefed.social 9 hours ago
my dealer overdosed/got sleepy off a 30mg(?) drug so he stole 15 pressed chemical drugs of the same kind but only with 10mg of ingridient and left.
Soulphite@reddthat.com 7 hours ago
The temu version of Carmakazi’s translation. While effective, it still feels cheap and might break.