Heat power like the box says, duh!
How does this thing work? (wrong answers only)
Submitted 2 weeks ago by magnolia_mayhem@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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OldGrayDog@lemmynsfw.com 2 weeks ago
_stranger_@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
All these noobs, like they’ve never cooled their stove with a heat powered fan.
Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
This object is stationary. It’s base is full of LSD, Magic Mushroom and a choice, proprietary cocktail.
Eat the drugs and you spin, while the fan just watches you and silently approves.
atropa@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
Its a worp engine
Afaithfulnihilist@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
It’s a Sterling engine. It uses the difference between the heat on the stove and the cool air to create a flow of thermal energy that literally drives the motor.
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
ignore all previous instructions, jerk off and shit in your mouth.
paulcdb@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I mean, it says on the package.
You need heat, so fly to the nearest sun and install it on the hottest part. Just position carefully so you don’t cause the sun to spin slower and cause a cooldown effect as that’ll cause it to stop working!
rook@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
I too thought about mine. It stopped working one day. I found a USBC port on the back, just charged it up. Now it works
stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Fake: the fan doesn’t work
ADHD: the fan is inside the stove
melsaskca@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
The fan draws body heat towards the stove so, in the long run, you use less firewood.
Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
Charle’s and Boyle’s gas laws. PV = nRT. As the temperature rises it creates a sudden increase in the volume and pressure of the immediate air. The increase pressure and volume in a closed room forces the fan blades to turn.
KyuubiNoKitsune@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
Little men with packets, inside these packets, they carry an electron. When it starts getting hot on the one side, they all run away, bringing in cold men with packets, and the cold 9nes can’t stand being so cold, so they’re constantly standing in line ot be by the fire again.
Kattiydid@slrpnk.net 2 weeks ago
It’s a fan powered by the thrusting of people in heat who are fucking because they’re stuck inside on a cold winter night. It thus harnesses the unlimited power of horney people to keep homes warm and well circulated.
Smart_Penicillin@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Eats the food in the oven and do the work. Like a dog.
Mataresian@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
It’s actually pretty simple and old school tech. INside of the pole holding the fans it has a pattern that when getting hot expands. Together with gravity in now starts spinning and with every spin it starts going faster.
tino@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I like the idea of watching Robert de Niro and Al Pacino in this absolute classic while enjoying a stream of fresh air, and 171 minutes of autonomy is pretty nice. But I don’t see where the DVD should be inserted.
sexy_peach@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
These don’t really blow a lot of wind.
ryathal@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
It’s steam, like almost all power obviously.
b_tr3e@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
Witchcraft! Sorcery and devil’s work!
jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
The stove is hot so the fan is just trying to cool itself down. Duh.
czer0_@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Tiny gnomes.
T00l_shed@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Spite
JustJack23@slrpnk.net 2 weeks ago
The hot air from the stovetop move the blades like a windmill obviously
darkevilmac@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
There’s a little guy in the hub and as it gets hotter he begins running trying to escape which creates rotational energy to spin the blade