saturday wisdom

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• FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  If shitting hurts, you probably need more fiber.

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Or less knives

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• Worx@lemmynsfw.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Chat, it’s normal to bleed every time you wipe, right?

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  • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Just in case you’re NOT joking, go see a doctor. You have colon cancer.

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    • three@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Bright red is fine, it’s the dark, congealed blood you want to worry about. That’s what daddy told me at least :3

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    • heartbreaker@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Not necessarily, can also be hemorrhoids from too much sitting and a bad diet. But you (and I) should definitely see a doctor.

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    • Worx@lemmynsfw.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Thank you for the concern but I am ok.

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    If you’re not joking, blood in stool is worth going to the doctor to figure out. It is not worth delaying over as it can be the first sign of colon cancer.

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• NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I have a cat, so I’m not allowed to shit alone anymore.

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• RagnarokOnline@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  This is me rn frfr

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  • surewhynotlem@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Allow me to introduce you to our Lord and Savior : fiber.

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    • Worx@lemmynsfw.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      And also, drinking more

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• sundray@lemmus.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  So, go ahead and leave the door open and share how you feel with the world.

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• nil@piefed.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  but if you shit together…

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  • rockerface@lemmy.cafe ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Fuck it, I shit competitively. Join the queue, it’s time to rank up

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  • Chronographs@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    If you shit as one you share the fun

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  • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    2 girls, 1 bowl

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• henfredemars@infosec.pub ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  You need beans.

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• unmagical@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  1000008788

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  • nil@piefed.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    image

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    • ZoteTheMighty@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      The fact that one seat is up is even worse. Imagine you’re sitting down pooping and someone comes up and pees standing up with their ass in your face.

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