No one knows with certainty why dogs lick you. There are many well-established theories based on understanding of dog behavior.
“I love you.”
“You’re tasty.”
“I’m anxious.”
Submitted 21 hours ago by ickplant@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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No one knows with certainty why dogs lick you. There are many well-established theories based on understanding of dog behavior.
“I love you.”
“You’re tasty.”
“I’m anxious.”
I heard that dogs lick the lips of their friends to get a sense of what they’re been up to, food-wise. Secondhand tasting.
Ah, the same reasons people do it.
… That roughly encapsulates many uh, exciting encounters I’ve had with various consenting, mutually nude people.
You can lick mine.
You won’t want to, but you can…
my lips were burned in a horrible accident involving fire and were replaced by my asshole.
if you lick my lips, technically you’re giving me a rimjob. 😏
I have so many questions...
don’t worry, I’m just talking shit. 😌
Ah, the ol’ switcheroo.
Hold my chapstick, I’m going in!
… is what I would say if we had a switcheroo community :(
Treczoks@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
Do it again to get a special offer: 20% extra rope for no extra cost!