With the statute of limitations long expired, it's time for one of you to finally come clean about stealing the cookie from the cookie jar.

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• imsufferableninja@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Who, me?

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  • hakase@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Yes, you!

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    • bunkyprewster@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Couldn’t be!

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• Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Before I say anything, what kind of cookie are we talking about?

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  • felixwhynot@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I did it all for the cookie

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    • kambusha@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      WHAT!?

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• faythofdragons@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I tried, but my grandfather liked to sit in the living room recliner and doze instead of sleeping. He was such a light sleeper that he heard the faintest clink of me lifting the lid from the jar, and I was busted before I could even get a cookie.

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• BC_viper@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Actually much like murder, there is not statute of limitations for that.

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  • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    There’s no statute of limitations on murder? Are you sure?

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    • BC_viper@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I am 0 percent sure.

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• charonn0@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Nice try, Javert.

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• Archangel1313@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I thought that said “cocaine” on my first read.

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  • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Why woild there be cocaine in the cookie jar?

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    • Archangel1313@lemmy.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      That’s just where you keep it. No? Just me?

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    • Goodlucksil@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Because I accidentally smashed the cocaine jar against the wall last week.

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• FishFace@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Pretty sure it was glome. That’s what I heard.

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