Drink some water. NOW!!!

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• Twakyr@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  How have you found me?

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  • Ediacarium@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    They know where you are at all times. They know this because they know where you aren’t.

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    • cows_are_underrated@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      And by subtracting where they aren’t from where they are, or vice versa whichever is greater, we know where they will be

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    • ms_lane@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      (which is drinking water, so drink up Ms Freeman, drink up and smell fantastic)

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  • ms_lane@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    You are 80% water

    They are 80% water, therefore they are you.

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    • Twakyr@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Water is 100% water

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• seraphine@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  girl i js woke up ;-;

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  • 0ops@piefed.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Slacker!

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• joyjoy@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Coffee has water in it.

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• ebolapie@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Okay fine I’ll switch to light beer for the evening

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• kali_fornication@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  i sensed this post coming, that’s why i got a tall glass of water before reading it

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• adhd_traco@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  cartoon cat, leisurely drops a gass from a table

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• general_kitten@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  but i have

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  • cows_are_underrated@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Then drink more

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• YourMomsTrashman@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Aah okay fine 😭

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• abbadon420@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I am at my desk, with an AirUp bottle next to me (as usual). If you don’t drink enoigh water, because you think it tastes boring, I suggest you buy an AirUp.

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  • miked@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I like water. No need to add flavor or bubbles or diamond glitter or alkalines. My area has good quality tap water and I drink that at home.

    Used to live in Los Angeles. Tap water is nasty so there are stores that literally sell filtered water and supplies. It was $0.25 per gallon. Most people have have five multiple five gallon containers.

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