Give me some good ones

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• vga@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  lemmy.ml might be a good instance for you.

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• thymos@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  From The Royal Tenenbaums:

  “Why did you specifically have to point out I’m not a genius?”

  “I just don’t use that word very lightly.”

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• Hupf@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  !rareinsults@lemmy.world

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• Snazz@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I must have used up all my luck before meeting you

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• BenevolentOne@infosec.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I have always respected him the more because I know that he dislikes flattery as much as he deserves it. (Voltaire)

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• BrickEater@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  What in interesting use of free will

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• crapwittyname@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I would agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong.

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• pseudo@jlai.lu ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Je viens d’en entendre quelques unes très bonnes : “Tu n’es pas un père mais un courant d’air.” À une personne qui noie le poisson, “tu prend ton élan pour mentir.”

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Sorry dude my french is not that good.

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  • RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    先生，呢個係香港伺服器。 唔該講廣東話。

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    • pseudo@jlai.lu ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      C’est du chinois pour moi !

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    • DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Lmao

      我係廣州出世嘅美籍華人 (I’m a Chinese American Born in Guangzhou)

      我未出世就識廣東話啦 (I knew Cantonese before I was even born)

      你係乜水來啊？(Who the fuck do you think you are?)

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    • NikkiDimes@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Wait, is 先生 used as “sir” in Cantonese?

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  • QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    here’s the translation but I don’t think they work that well in English:

    I just heard some really good ones: “You’re not a father, you’re just a gust of wind.” To someone who’s beating around the bush, “you’re taking a running start to lie.”

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    • pseudo@jlai.lu ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      No, unfortunatly they are not. That’s why I wrote them in french.

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  • rumba@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I love French idioms. A couple of years of high school French decades ago has left me with recognization of maybe a couple of hundred nouns.

    blah blah blah blah fish… wait what?

    To a person who is drowning the fish.

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• Digit@lemmy.wtf ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I’m looking for insults so intelligent you don’t realise you’ve been roasted until 3 thoughts later.

  Your precocious insipd query’s so strongly influential it triggers my ilithiophobia and a solicitude for philanthropic mischance and exponential precarity of inviolability, and thus my small voice has me incapable of answering.

  … May take longer than 3 months [Edit, oh, dyslexic misread, it’s “thoughts”, not “months”. I aimed too high.]. May never realise.

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  • Digit@lemmy.wtf ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    PS, I admire your verbal intelligence if you effortlessly get the meaning of that on first read. Quite the vocabulary you have there. Did you swallow a thesaurus when you were 3 years old?

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• bizarroland@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I’ve never met anyone else so unshakeable in their convictions.

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• GladiusB@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I fucked your cousin

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  • Bgugi@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    😀😀😀…😠

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• Redfox8@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  You’re so vain, I bet you think this meme is about you.

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• Strawberry@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I can’t imagine a better day than one spent after your company.

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