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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨fossilesque@mander.xyz⁩ to ⁨science_memes@mander.xyz⁩

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  • Rhaedas@fedia.io ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    "Intelligent design"

    Oh, I don't think so.

    Is that phrase even used anymore, or did it run its course of insanity and die off?

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    • frank@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      A super fun counter argument I heard once is that if it’s intelligent design, surely it’s not for humans. The universe is BIG with lots of empty space, lots of massive elements to it. Surely it was designed for something much bigger than humans.

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    • Eq0@literature.cafe ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      I haven’t heard of since there was a clear explanation of how the eye evolved - since that one was a specific example they were referring to

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      • Taldan@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

        Considering the human eye is basically backwards, I always found it funny people would try to use it as an example of an intelligent creator

        Like we seriously have all the working bits in the path of light, permanently blocking our vision in spots. We just hide it with some post-production brain magic, and I’m supposed to believe that’s evidence of an intelligent creator?

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    • cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      Graveyard of rhetoric.

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    • cravl@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      Eh, maybe God just has a sense of humor. After all, platypus.

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    • AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I don’t see that phrase anywhere?

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  • queermunist@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Possibly the most complex language in the animal kingdom

    That… seems wrong.

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    • Fedizen@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      To be fair I think they meant “most accoustically complex language” which is different from like human languages (which have a degree of nonverbal complexity and ideation clearly beyond whales)

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      • VoteNixon2016@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Tonal Languages have entered the chat

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    • stray@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      How so? (I’m assuming OOP is using the common definition of “animal” to exclude humans.)

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      • queermunist@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

        They didn’t use the common definition, they specified the animal kingdom. That definitely includes humans.

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      • Fedizen@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

        I think they left out a descriptor for the type of complexity which when we’re talking about “measures of complexity” is an important detail. I’m guessing they mean accoustic complexity which is used to categorize things like birdsongs.

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    • wideopenarms@hexbear.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      Humans are the divine chosen beings of true agency plopped onto the earth to bear witness, waiting to return to the source of our divinity, not filthy lowly animals

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  • AtariDump@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

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    • IcyToes@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      While the bowl of petunias thought “Oh no, not again” and if we understood why that was, we’d know a lot more about the universe than we do now.

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      • SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        A random joke that was paid off years and years later

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      • Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        I will never not upvote Hitchhiker’s Guide quotes

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    • orbitz@lemmy.ca ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I listen to the radio version of hitchhiker’s while I go to sleep often, if I managed to hit play in the middle of the whale’s pondering I always back up a bit. It’s one of my favourites of the entire series and not as good when played mid pondering.

      Also the line about the bowl of petunias having relevance later is quite amusing to be sure. Though I assume not thought of when written.

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      • AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        IIRC the radio scripts were the very first version. Which means that the joke in the radio show was probably deliberate.

        I know for a fact that in the books there’s a throwaway gag that the petunias thought, “Oh no, not again,” and the narrator mentions something about the fact that if anyone knew what that meant, the universe might make a whole lot more sense.

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  • Cat_Daddy@hexbear.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Literally not a single mention of their testicles. 5/10.

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    • ramble81@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      I’m gonna regret this… so tell me about their testicles? Size of basketballs or something?

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      • lime@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

        Unlike most land mammals, whale testicles are not located in an external scrotum. Instead, they are located internally, within the abdominal cavity, near the kidneys.

        The size of whale testicles varies greatly between species. Some species, such as the right whale, have exceptionally large testicles, weighing up to a ton each. This is thought to be related to sperm competition in these promiscuous mating species.

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      • Cat_Daddy@hexbear.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

        More like the size of a VW Beetle

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Be careful, I’ve become positively obsessed with them. Well, one in particular…

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    • agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      At least you save money on shoes

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  • Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

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  • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    It’s the loudest animal on the planet

    Apart from Brian Blessed, of course.

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    • Hupf@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      Or Jimmy Barnes

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    • huf@hexbear.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      brian blessed excitedly screaming “IT IS MAGNETIC!” in mcgyver and the treasure of atlantis is burned into my brain

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  • kubofhromoslav@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    As they are highly flammable it is good that they spend quite a bit of time in water.

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    • icelimit@lemmy.ml ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Far away from the big ball of fire in the sky

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  • mondomon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    That’s why I’m always wary to swim in the ocean. I have a strict no schlorp policy.

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    • LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      Ohh, so you are afraid to be “schlorped”? By the “sperm” whale?

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      • mondomon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

        Oh yeah, no big schlorp for me, thanks.

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  • AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Now this is an HFY prompt.

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    • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Is it tho

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      • AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        I was envisioning a story where sperm whales became the dominant species of the galaxy with sonic beams. Maybe more Deathworlders Fuck Yeah?

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