I'm losing.

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• KoboldCoterie@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Would have !the_pack@lemmy.world vibes IF IT WASN’T SO QUIET.

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  • RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    if i talk too loud i’ll scare away the deer

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    • eta@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      THAT’S VERY CONSIDERATE OF YOU!! YOU SHALL BE FORGIVEN FOR PROTECTING NATURE, ARROOOO!!!

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• mycodesucks@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Not me.

  I’m constantly complaining about all of my battles. Loudly and ceaselessly.

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  • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I see no complaining in this comment!

    I’m calling poppycock!

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    • mycodesucks@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Au contraire.

      That was a complaint about my battle with this post.

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• ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  My life’s pretty chill, NGL.

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  • RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I cast tapeworm.

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• Gork@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Have you tried pooping? 💩

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  • toynbee@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    There I sat, broken hearted Tried to shit but only farted

    I’ve fought this battle many times.

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• _stranger_@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Had a friend who would say this. He had what a lay person might refer to as “nuclear IBS”. Dude was definitely fighting demons in there.

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I used to be like that but not anymore. Now all those battles are on the outside

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• QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  SORRY EHAR I CANT HEAR YOUR TITLE BROTHER!!! OFF TO RIDE MT MOTORCYCLE AND HOG!!! 🏍️💨‼️‼️🐖💨‼️‼️

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    AROOOO O BROTHER KEEP CRANKIN

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• sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Berk

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• abbadon420@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I know right?! I hate it when people look at me like I’m some kind of criminal. They don’t know I’m robbing this bank, because i stepped on lego when I got out the shower this morning.

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• gigastasio@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I, for one, shall be engaging the Orcs at Morannon, but I don’t expect you to know anything about this.

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