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• SantasMagicalComfort@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  As much as I hope and wish this is true I don’t think society could put up with such a bold marketing strategy.

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  • Alwaysnownevernotme@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

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    • nixon@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I don’t drink soda often but I feel Squirt is the best one out of all the mainstream sodas out there.

      Grapefruit soda and the name is Squirt, I mean, come on, it’s firing on all cylinders here.

      It also makes a great mixer, especially with tequila.

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  • Carvex@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Lick My Grinchnuts^TM

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  • Floodedwomb@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Oh my sweet summer child. Let me introduce you to the Corn Nuts " Bust a Nut" ad campaign.

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• AbidingOhmsLaw@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Faked, the real one says “Green and salty just like me”

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  • Zoot@reddthat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    How is that possibly any better 🤣

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    • AbidingOhmsLaw@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Right.

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  • samus12345@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    “Just like mine” would be even better. More subtle.

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• wowbaggerip@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  The Wonderful company is truly terrible and deserves WAY more digital graffiti. Their billionaire owners are quite literally siphoning all the public water out of Los Angeles to grow their overpriced pistachios and pomegranates. Their money is as dirty as can be as well.

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  • Yankee_Self_Loader@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Seriously fuck the wonderful community and the owners the resnicks. I too am shocked that they don’t get more hate on the internet which I can only assume is due to lack of awareness. To help remediate that here is A great episode of The Dollop about them and how absolutely godawful they are.

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• sundray@lemmus.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Hrm, well I hope he shaves, 'cause I ain’t never seen a hairy pistachio.

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• VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I’m so glad someone made a Jim Carrey edit of this

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• albertye@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I wish this was my job, doing silly ads

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• hopesdead@startrek.website ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Does Jim know he is being associated with such things?

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  • crumbgrabber@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I got special permission from him after visiting on set, I can show you the certificate. Here is where we signed the deal. Image

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  • dalekcaan@feddit.nl ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I imagine he’s not terribly afraid of being associated with a nuts joke

    a gif of Jim Carrey being birthed by a rhinoceros

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  • kautau@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I think he’d be alright with it

    youtu.be/-JmNKGfFj7w

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• red_bull_of_juarez@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Suck on my chocolate salted balls youtu.be/sjrdanK4LSY

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