Remember your training and you will survive

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• robdor@lemmynsfw.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I’m doing my part.

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• xavier666@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I am extremely intrigued by this. Is it possible to know more?

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  • Aganim@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    When encountering an aggressive shopping cart, remember:

    Shoot off a limb and they’re still 86% combat effective. Here’s a tip: Aim for the nerve stem and put it down for good…

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    • ezures@lemmy.wtf ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      What part of a shopping cart is the nerv stem? The coin thingie?

      The only good shopping cart, is a dead shopping cart.

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• aport@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Don’t be a lazybones

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• Chickenstalker@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  A mark of a true gentleman is the consideration that they give to others without anyone forcing them to do it.

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  • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I, too, wait until im outside the frozen yogurt place to fart up a storm.

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• friend_of_satan@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

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  • HardlightCereal@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Why? This is a scene from a satirical movie parodying fascism

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    • PunnyName@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      And?

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    • sethboy66@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Not exactly. The government in starship troopers is nationalistic, but not fascist; it's a limited meritocratic democracy, people still have power but only those that earn the power (somewhat like the Roman Republic but that's a whole other story filled with socii and quasi-autonomy).

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  • Silversw0rd@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Pics… Or it never happner 🧐😏

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• sin_free_for_00_days@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  A friend of mine worked at Target and he said the best part of the day was collecting carts.

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  • dylpickles@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Your friend lied or y’all don’t live in the south bc I fuckin HAAAAATEEEDD that shit

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    • scytale@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Especially in the heat of summer. I feel bad for the cart wranglers when I see them going around the parking lot in the middle of the day.

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  • Rakonat@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Greatly depends on the time of day, and the environment.

    Cool breeze and an off hours so things are quiet and still? Yeah that’s not a bad way to spend 15-45 minutes. Middle of the summer when it’s 85F (30C) outside or middle of a downpour freezing water? Not so great. And don’t even get me started on blizzard conditions or people shoving carts up onto the grass cause the extra 20 steps to the cart corral was just too much.

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• timetraveller@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  If you see two out in the field, drag two back and use one for shopping, saves at least an extra life per turn.

  I’m doing my part.

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• FormerlyChucks@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Based and cart-pilled

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• HardlightCereal@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  lemmy.world/post/2548030

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  • blackluster117@possumpat.io ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    He got the spirit.

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• RalphWiggum@artemis.camp ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Funniest thing I’ve seen lately.

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• jimmydoreisalefty@lemmus.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I’ve heard a counter to this argument, some comedians also.

  Basically, creates jobs for cart collector and for people to pick up cloths and random stuff left around.

  It.was a funny take, but not sure how true or false it is…

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