But then the dad gives him another condom and a wink.
Never count your chickens before they hatch
Submitted 14 hours ago by Mickey7@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Comments
stephan262@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
victorz@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
That would really top off the joke.
Griffus@lemmy.zip 7 hours ago
Started reading “Young lad” in the melody. Third word disappointed. Will go back to reading the rest now, just wanted to share my experience so far.
red_bull_of_juarez@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 hours ago
I read this joke and then guessed the username. I guessed correctly.
papalonian@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
Really horny and straight (potentially mildly misogynistic): Mickey7
Really horny and really gay: Stamets
I don’t think there’s anyone else here
caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 40 minutes ago
I’m bi, do I straddle them both?
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 11 hours ago
You have low standards if you consider this a joke.
Texas_Hangover@lemmy.radio 10 hours ago
People named satansmaggotycumfart shouldn’t throw stones about standards.
red_bull_of_juarez@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 hours ago
I didn’t say I found it funny. But it’s clearly intended as a joke.
phony@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
better than grimreaper
helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
I blocked that one. That means I’ll live forced right?
Griffus@lemmy.zip 7 hours ago
Best block ever for enjoying Lemmy, combined with as much US politics based as possible.