Never count your chickens before they hatch

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• red_bull_of_juarez@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I read this joke and then guessed the username. I guessed correctly.

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  • papalonian@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Really horny and straight (potentially mildly misogynistic): Mickey7

    Really horny and really gay: Stamets

    I don’t think there’s anyone else here

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    • caseyweederman@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I’m bi, do I straddle them both?

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  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    You have low standards if you consider this a joke.

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    • Texas_Hangover@lemmy.radio ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      People named satansmaggotycumfart shouldn’t throw stones about standards.

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    • red_bull_of_juarez@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I didn’t say I found it funny. But it’s clearly intended as a joke.

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  • phony@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    better than grimreaper

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    • papalonian@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Haven’t seen that guy in a while. With the nonstop hyper specific vaguely disturbing questions.

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    • helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I blocked that one. That means I’ll live forced right?

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    • Griffus@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Best block ever for enjoying Lemmy, combined with as much US politics based as possible.

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• stephan262@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  But then the dad gives him another condom and a wink.

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  • victorz@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    That would really top off the joke.

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• qarbone@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Unless the kid was planning on a single shot per partner, he would need more than 3 condoms. Pharmacist should have warned him smh, lost business opportunity.

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• Griffus@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Started reading “Young lad” in the melody. Third word disappointed. Will go back to reading the rest now, just wanted to share my experience so far.

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  • Skullgrid@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Started reading “Young lad” in the melody.

    House of fun?

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