Replace your boss ... before they replace you

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• Buffalox@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Delivering total nonsense, with complete confidence.

  Just like a real CEO.

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  • jj4211@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I think an ai could outperform my executives.

    One of them sent out an email about how we weren’t making enough money. But don’t worry, he has a strategy that we will execute on and fix it.

    The strategy is to raise prices and get more sales at the same time… That is literally it. Not even picking “high value” versus “high volume”, just a declaration that we can do both. If this genius plan doesn’t work, it’s just because the sales people failed to execute against his brilliant strategy well enough.

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    • Buffalox@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      The strategy is to raise prices and get more sales at the same time

      Good strategy if he can pull it off. 🤣🤣🤣

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  • Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    This isn’t even a joke. My CEO is the biggest idiot in the company, and I have ample evidence to prove it.

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• natecox@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Even in AI dystopia female representation at the executive level is nonexistent.

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• 7112@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  AI is basically going to be… “It wasn’t me it was the robot” argument.

  I’m not a racist…

  I didn’t push the company to lower safety standards…

  I did not have sexual relations with that woman…

  And so on. Behind the scenes it will be the same crap but now they can escape blame with AI.

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  • nlgranger@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    AI is the new consulting firm.

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• VeryInterestingTable@jlai.lu ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Plot twist most of them already are. They stopped working completely a long time ago.

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• uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Disappointed this is a parody.

  There are actual AI-based services to replace company upper management, and take it seriously, since AI in its current iteration is strong enough to manage companies even when its art is quotidian.

  Mr. Whipple’s days are actually numbered.

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  • mojofrododojo@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    This is correct; the best fits for LLM based AI job replacement are in management and team leading. even C-suite levels. think about it: if your job is to take any info and transform it, that’s one thing; but when you have to create/move/repair/touch anything irl, it becomes exponentially more expensive via robotics and the returns are poor compared to the investments.

    I think there’s a concerted reason we’re not seeing it attack these positions more outwardly - being that these same people are the decision makers. Eliminating their workers is an easy decision to make, eliminating their own position won’t even be considered.

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• JustARegularNerd@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  They had me at “Sustainability - Save the planet by talking about it.”

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• Zier@fedia.io ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Can we get an "AI Oligarch Replacement Service".
  That could be super useful.

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• corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  This website is a blank page.

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• Yerbouti@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  “If you got to punch to work, why don’t you punch your boss instead?” Jello Biafra

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• sturmblast@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Sounds more like a push button cult leader

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• willington@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Control your boss before they control you.

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