The problem is that they’re not doing anything illegal.
The bigger problem is that they have the power to keep anybody from passing new laws that would make what they’re doing illegal.
Existential cowposting
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merc@sh.itjust.works 8 hours ago
Typhoon@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
This is not a shitpost.
Seriously. Prosecute them for crimes against humanity.
Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
Wise, but unfortunately delicious.
bigboitricky@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Cannibalism is on the table for them oil execs.
shittydwarf@piefed.social 1 day ago
It’s strange to think that eating one of them would be the greenest action you could ever take in your entire life and also the single most beneficial for all life on earth
Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
Is it cannibalism if I don’t consider them the same species as me?
Signtist@bookwyr.me 1 day ago
They’re not offering you 30% off a TV because they think you need it, they’re doing it because it benefits them, so they dress it up like it’s sometime you need so that you hopefully believe it. You only get what you need when you fight for it.
LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz 21 hours ago
Ok, but how about 65inches of mac and cheese?
switcheroo@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I agree with the cow.
LiveLM@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
Ain’t shit I want to buy with a good discount anyway.
Nomorereddit@lemmy.today 22 hours ago
Oil executives: " I will make it legal!"
IrateAnteater@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
At this point, I’d even be willing to forgo the punishment, if they’d just stop fucking doing it.
owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
That’s a worse punishment than what they’d otherwise get.